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9th May 2016, 03:45 PM
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Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Upscale Guide To Elegant Fucking
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In welcome news for everyone looking to spice things up in the bedroom with a little extra self-consciousness and needless expense, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has released its first-ever sex issue today. As she’s previously done for dining, exercising, and breathing, the actress and lifestyle dominatrix offers plenty of ways in which to make humping a holistic, tastefully appointed chore.
Reportedly inspired by Paltrow’s recent comments about how “it’s important, as mothers and as women contributing to society in whatever way we each are, that our true sexuality doesn’t get lost or put aside,” Goop’s “The Sex Issue” expands on that erotic, stiffening pretension with articles on apps to “train your pelvic floor” and recommendations for using organic coconut oil instead of toxic, paraben-filled lube. There is now officially no activity that Goop cannot turn into work, nor an orifice Goop does not recommend shoving coconut oil into.
If all that hasn’t yet aroused you into a state of sexy worrying about the health of your genitals, there’s also a profile of the black-tie orgy of L.A.’s “erotic theater,” Snctm, and an article promising “The Secret to Erotic Sensation & Sexual Fulfillment” that’s full of smutty, dirty talk like, “Move your body in non-linear ways,” “Research what material informs your body’s sensual reactions and keep a ‘library’ as a way of inducing heightened senses,” and “Pleasure is our birthright and always available, but like any other activity it needs to be cultivated and invited.” Hot!
Finally, if that cultivates within you the urge to get down to business with Gwyneth Paltrow’s implicit approval, Goop also has a variety of “Not-So-Basic Sex Toys” to suggest. From $400 24-karat gold vibrators, to a $400 necklace that vibrates and turns into nipple clamps, to a $535 cat whip, there are many items that deliciously blur the line between pleasure and the pain of knowing you just dropped several hundred dollars on a sex toy because Gwyneth Paltrow told you to.
Still, perhaps nothing so captures the gaudy, masturbatory spirit of Gwyneth Paltrow’s life advice quite like this: a $15,000, 24-karat gold-plated dildo housed within a velvet-lined box.
If you actually purchase Paltrow’s $15,000 gold dildo, please go fuck yourself—as a way of cultivating your birthright to pleasure, of course
http://www.starwipe.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-releases-upscale-guide-elegant-fuc-2770
Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Upscale Guide To Elegant Fucking
http://www.leveledmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lelo-inez.jpeg
In welcome news for everyone looking to spice things up in the bedroom with a little extra self-consciousness and needless expense, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has released its first-ever sex issue today. As she’s previously done for dining, exercising, and breathing, the actress and lifestyle dominatrix offers plenty of ways in which to make humping a holistic, tastefully appointed chore.
Reportedly inspired by Paltrow’s recent comments about how “it’s important, as mothers and as women contributing to society in whatever way we each are, that our true sexuality doesn’t get lost or put aside,” Goop’s “The Sex Issue” expands on that erotic, stiffening pretension with articles on apps to “train your pelvic floor” and recommendations for using organic coconut oil instead of toxic, paraben-filled lube. There is now officially no activity that Goop cannot turn into work, nor an orifice Goop does not recommend shoving coconut oil into.
If all that hasn’t yet aroused you into a state of sexy worrying about the health of your genitals, there’s also a profile of the black-tie orgy of L.A.’s “erotic theater,” Snctm, and an article promising “The Secret to Erotic Sensation & Sexual Fulfillment” that’s full of smutty, dirty talk like, “Move your body in non-linear ways,” “Research what material informs your body’s sensual reactions and keep a ‘library’ as a way of inducing heightened senses,” and “Pleasure is our birthright and always available, but like any other activity it needs to be cultivated and invited.” Hot!
Finally, if that cultivates within you the urge to get down to business with Gwyneth Paltrow’s implicit approval, Goop also has a variety of “Not-So-Basic Sex Toys” to suggest. From $400 24-karat gold vibrators, to a $400 necklace that vibrates and turns into nipple clamps, to a $535 cat whip, there are many items that deliciously blur the line between pleasure and the pain of knowing you just dropped several hundred dollars on a sex toy because Gwyneth Paltrow told you to.
Still, perhaps nothing so captures the gaudy, masturbatory spirit of Gwyneth Paltrow’s life advice quite like this: a $15,000, 24-karat gold-plated dildo housed within a velvet-lined box.
If you actually purchase Paltrow’s $15,000 gold dildo, please go fuck yourself—as a way of cultivating your birthright to pleasure, of course
http://www.starwipe.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-releases-upscale-guide-elegant-fuc-2770