Pavement Ape Starts Trashing Store After EBT Card Gets Refused

[Shami-Amourae]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDTnRD-AiQ

http://www.infowars.com/video-obese-woman-starts-trashing-store-after-ebt-card-gets-refused/

[Joshua01]

Jungle justice!

[Hitch]

Here's something to think about. With a push of a button, tptb can shut down EBT, and start riots and looting in every single major city in our country. Instantly.

[Joshua01]

Here's something to think about. With a push of a button, tptb can shut down EBT, and start riots and looting in every single major city in our country. Instantly.

Let's get it done now!

[EE_]

The beast is ready for Hillary!

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55841021.jpg

[Joshua01]

The beast is ready for Hillary!

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55841021.jpg

Let's not lose our minds here. Keep it concealed until you're threatened and you actually need to use it

[Spectrism]

Why was not that enormous ape put on the floor until police arrived? That thing should not be loose on the streets.

[Joshua01]

Why was not that enormous ape put on the floor until police arrived? That thing should not be loose on the streets.

Would YOU tackle that enormous sheboon? I'd let it trash the place for effect!

[Hitch]

Why was not that enormous ape put on the floor until police arrived?

Well, society says she's a victim. If anyone would have touched her, she would claim rape, abuse, etc and their lives would have been ruined.

[midnight rambler]

Why was not that enormous ape put on the floor until police arrived? That thing should not be loose on the streets.

She-boon privilege

[Cebu_4_2]

Took them that long to push her out? Even the black dude hesitated til the end.

[Joshua01]

Took them that long to push her out? Even the black dude hesitated til the end.

The black dude knows how dangerous sheboons are. How would you deal with a charging elephant or a charging black bear? ...same thing with sheboons

[mamboni]

She appears overnourished.

[Joshua01]

She appears overnourished.

Too many of these

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/536baeb9ecad047f3233ed14/heres-the-simple-trick-for-getting-a-big-mac-for-way-cheaper.jpg

[Hitch]

It's pretty insulting to call these people apes, or sheboons. Apes are actually quite civilized. They have a societal structure they adher too, they take care of and properly protect their young. Apes are self sufficient, they gather their own food, they don't need a governing body to hand them food. They don't take meds either, you won't see an ape completely lose it and destroy a place for no reason.

Stop picking on Apes.

[Spectrism]

She appears overnourished.

Dagnabit! Finally found a doctor that can see straight and can figure out causes of symptoms.



The black dude knows how dangerous sheboons are. How would you deal with a charging elephant or a charging black bear? ...same thing with sheboons

There are many ways to deal with this sichiation... some more fun than others.

1. you could offer her a banana and hold that in front of her, just out of reach so that she has to keep stepping toward it, right out the door.
2. you could tell her how good she looks and ask if she would pretend to be your girlfriend for a few minutes to make your wife jealous.
3. you could pour some cooking oil on the floor near her feet and stand clear expecting tremers and possibly full blown earthquake.
4. you could tell her that food on the floor is not allowed for eating that when her EBT card comes back online, she will have to bend over and pick up everything she knocked down before she can get more free food there.
5. Realizing that you cannot reason with a sheboon, you abandon the last option and tell her that there are free chicken mignuggets across the street.

[Neuro]

Dagnabit! Finally found a doctor that can see straight and can figure out causes of symptoms.




There are many ways to deal with this sichiation... some more fun than others.

1. you could offer her a banana and hold that in front of her, just out of reach so that she has to keep stepping toward it, right out the door.
2. you could tell her how good she looks and ask if she would pretend to be your girlfriend for a few minutes to make your wife jealous.
3. you could pour some cooking oil on the floor near her feet and stand clear expecting tremers and possibly full blown earthquake.
4. you could tell her that food on the floor is not allowed for eating that when her EBT card comes back online, she will have to bend over and pick up everything she knocked down before she can get more free food there.
5. Realizing that you cannot reason with a sheboon, you abandon the last option and tell her that there are free chicken mignuggets across the street.

6. A net and a club

[ximmy]

always try to stay clear of the sheboon...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U6DKsZvY18

[EE_]

always try to stay clear of the sheboon...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U6DKsZvY18

Got their wigs knocked off, lol!

[boogietillyapuke]

Harambe lives, I thought they shot you dead!

[Neuro]

Harambe lives, I thought they shot you dead!

That is horrible! Harambe was a fine ape! He dindu nuffin wrong!

[Glass]

they are saying EBT has been down for 8 days. the only report I'm seeing reads like an ad for food buckets so not sure how real it is.

[Neuro]

they are saying EBT has been down for 8 days. the only report I'm seeing reads like an ad for food buckets so not sure how real it is.

Occam's razor would suggest it is an ad for food buckets then...