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Ponce
4th July 2016, 08:24 PM
In summer I always take a bath next to one of my blk storage water tanks, since the water gets really hot....... next to it there is a big tree and in it two blk birds have a nest.... I think that they didn't like for me to be naked before their kids, soooooo, they were all over my ass, both of them, first one would come at me and while I was taking care of that one the other one would come at me from elsewhere....... they were pretty good at it.........so, I got my container with water an threw water at them...and they left me alone to take a bath........after I was finish I took some bread and put it next to their tree, just to show them that I was a friend..........went to take a look a while ago and the bread was gone, I will give them some more bread every day.
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Glass
4th July 2016, 09:12 PM
nesting?
We have magpies which get very aggressive in spring. Just protecting their nests though. They swoop and go for your head. I've been pecked a few times as a kid. If you walk through where one is swooping is best to have a tree branch to wave around your head. Maybe 2 seasons ago, I was swooped by one when I cycling. Very big hit. Was like being hit in the head with a football. Not sure who was more stunned, the bird or me. Sometimes they will hover just above you and try and swoop a few times. I sometimes stand up as they swoop or I just keep cycling. I got the helmet so not probs for me.
One thing I have learned is not to trash talk them because they get more angry. Seems like they understand I am giving them lip. Council policy is to shoot them, which I think is a shame. They are just doing what is natural. Protecting their nest/young. I think the one that hit me was shot. Never saw it again and they usually stay in the same area.
Neuro
4th July 2016, 11:56 PM
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Ponce
5th July 2016, 12:05 AM
LOL. I'd rather be Snt Francis of Isis........ I think that was his name.
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Glass
5th July 2016, 12:09 AM
wasn't there some guy who could talk to the animals?
Neuro
5th July 2016, 12:16 AM
LOL. I'd rather be Snt Francis of Isis........ I think that was his name.
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PatColo
5th July 2016, 02:08 AM
Two birds and a Ponce ............. V
you know ponce, in AU "bird(s)" are slang for women, esp younger single... like "chick(s)" in the US.
couldn't find a pic with TWO black birds, so you get multicult,
http://tvruckus.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dosequis-1600x856-e1457965982568.jpg
Joshua01
5th July 2016, 06:46 AM
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Nice trigger discipline!!
Glass
5th July 2016, 07:33 AM
Nice trigger discipline!!
yes but we know that they are not ISIS. They are wearing new camo which was identified earlier as being from some countries army I can't remember, who participated in the staging of the mass beheading videos produced by SITE. Anyway, not fighters, don't know any better.
Maybe someone can remember which army it was.
The young one is carrying and AR although the old man has what looks like a an AK, folding stock. Also a very nice condition truck for a war zone.
Ponce
5th July 2016, 07:50 AM
Yes Glass, that was Francis of Isis........."he would talk an they would come"...... just like Trump of Isis, hahahahhahahah.
Glass
5th July 2016, 04:29 PM
Yes Glass, that was Francis of Isis........."he would talk an they would come"...... just like Trump of Isis, hahahahhahahah.
ok I thought it was Dr Poncelittle
Ponce
5th July 2016, 04:43 PM
Glass? that's from his movie "If You Could Talks To The Animals".......... this saint animal talker is "Francis of Assissi" whos real name is Giovani di Pietro...........AKA Ponce the Cuban LOLLLLLLLLLLLl.
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