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Ares
19th July 2016, 06:52 PM
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ALL NEW Improved Liberal Tears, Serious Gun Care ™
NOW smells like BACON!

Guns have 2 enemies; rust and liberals. Our CLP protects your guns against both.
Lubricate

The new Liberal Tears bacon scented gun oil is an extremely advanced, proprietary blended, gun lubricant that will deliver unsurpassed performance in the harshest environments. Extreme lubricity was our primary goal, and we reached it! We formulated the new Liberal Tears gun oil to outperform the current “full auto” lubricants, so we’re confident it will outperform anything you’re currently using.
Protect

The new Liberal Tears gun oil will help protect the most critical parts of your weapon system and keep you operating. Our proprietary blended oil creates a lubricant layer on the surface of the moving parts that are most critical to the proper function of your weapon. What does this mean? It means your weapon will continue to function the way it’s supposed to!
Clean

The new Liberal tears gun oil traps the carbon and debris, caused by firing your weapon, within the lubricant so it’s easily cleaned off. The strong lubricant layer, created on the surface of your weapon, will protect it against fouling and make cleaning your weapon a breeze.




http://liberaltears.net

Glass
19th July 2016, 07:00 PM
hmmmm bacon

Why has no one thought of bacon scented oil before?

Ponce
19th July 2016, 09:02 PM
The Jews and the Muslims must love it.......they lick their fingers every time they use it.

V