Telemarketing calls? Meet Lenny!

[crimethink]

(347) 514-7296

You simply conference, forward, or otherwise transfer telemarketers to Lenny, and he keeps them busy with his own special style of friendly chat (caller ID must not be blocked).

https://www.reddit.com/r/itslenny/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZztWRyoCks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWrkDOt_IfM

[midnight rambler]

We are on a recorded line for quality assurance purposes.

Well that's certainly reassuring.

[Ponce]

I just to tell them......."one second please, let me call my dad"......an then simply go to take a nap, they never called again.

V

[boogietillyapuke]

Telemarketers, robo calls, unknown callers, call blocker gets them all. One ring and it hangs up on them. Can't leave a message either. Over 300 known blocked #, about 35 that can get through including friends, families, doctors etc.

[Spectrism]

Telemarketers for "Card Services" and Technical Department for Microsoft and various "fund raisers" seem to call all the time here. I have tried various things to get unlisted. Been on national do not call list for years. Now I mess with the callers and waste their time. I practice to see how long I can keep them on line with the fewest words.

One guy got so upset with me he started cussing me out like a drunk indian truck driver. I got to laughing at him and telling him it sounds like English is not his first language. He got further pissed. I love it when they say they do my mother. I ask if he had to dig her out of the grave to hump the rotting corpse or did his homo friends help him. The card services people with the autodialers are the most obnoxious.

[Ares]

I usually send mine to the Jolly Roger telephone company. They have a number of bots to choose from.

http://jollyrogertelephone.com

He has quite a few calls on YouTube. On his about page he makes it his stated goal to destroy their business model.

[cheka.]

anyone know if there is a 'please DO call' registry? thinking about giving that gift to some of my uhhhh friends

[crimethink]

anyone know if there is a 'please DO call' registry? thinking about giving that gift to some of my uhhhh friends

Yes! Sign their numbers up on any "free samples" websites and similar.

Guaranteed spam and dozens of calls with "special offers just for you."

[madfranks]

I usually send mine to the Jolly Roger telephone company. They have a number of bots to choose from.

http://jollyrogertelephone.com

He has quite a few calls on YouTube. On his about page he makes it his stated goal to destroy their business model.

After listening to some of those samples, I actually think Lenny is better. The rambling old man theme is perfect!

[madfranks]

(347) 514-7296

You simply conference, forward, or otherwise transfer telemarketers to Lenny, and he keeps them busy with his own special style of friendly chat (caller ID must not be blocked).

https://www.reddit.com/r/itslenny/



I just tried it on my cell phone; it doesn't work. Only land lines I guess.

[crimethink]

I just tried it on my cell phone; it doesn't work. Only land lines I guess.

I got through on the landline, yes. But there are reports of intermittent/inconsistent availability.

[cheka.]

at home, just hang up. at work, with time to burn, i will lenny them -- ultimately asking if they accept gold/silver for payment for the deal we just made