Help by suggestion wanted......V

[Ponce]

As we all know the dollar will be pretty soon no good.......... I am ready in every way that I can thing off, mostly by what I saw back in Cuba...... my question is, what else should I buy?.....I have food, water, weapons, trading material and TOILET PAPER.

However, I also have a lot of greenbacks that to me is doing nothing.....so......what else should I invest in? but for smokes, wisky and addictive drugs........ more tp? no place to store them..... the main thing that I have to trade with is clothing, but only for grown ups. so............. what should I invest my money in? YOU TELL ME.

V

[cheka.]

sounds like you have everything covered. rather than let the fed reserve notes melt away, maybe junk silver? or if too bulky - US gold coins (not bullion/eagles). there are some low premium US gold coins (modern commemoratives) that meet the coin standards

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:f9Et5c0bM7wJ:https://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/%3Faction%3Dcommemoratives+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Although these coins are legal tender, they are not minted for general circulation....

[woodman]

Hi Ponce. It sounds like you have everything covered and are not worried about getting by if things go bad with the economy or a total collapse. Can you put your money to use in some way that will give you a lot of satisfaction or fun? Have you done everything that you've always wanted? Maybe take a small trip somewhere to a spa and have yourself doted upon and massaged by attractive women.

[Jewboo]

..... what should I invest my money in? YOU TELL ME.



I ALREADY TOLD YOU PONCE (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?91874-Ponce-here-V&p=848502&viewfull=1#post848502)

[osoab]

By more land around yourself.

and 24/7 topless maids.

[EE_]

By more land around yourself.

and 24/7 topless maids.

Quit eating at cheap ass 'all you can eat' buffets, new clothes/shoes to go out to good restaurants (invite old woman to join you), turn on the heat in the whole house this winter (quit being such a cheap ass), put a few bucks in the collection basket at church-->make peace with God, and donate to a good charity/food shelter.

Two weeks ago you were almost dead (per some gsus posters ready to dig up your barbecue pit). It might be later then you think?

Or...go out with a bang, buy a Corvette, hookers and blow.

[Hitch]

Hi Ponce. Some great suggestions in this thread. You are all ready for SHTF. I'd suggest to live it up a little now. I'd go with the Corvette, or whatever car you find exciting... and take a nice road trip with it to get out of the home on occasion. Stay in some nice places and meet some interesting people along the way. Each day is an adventure that we are alive. The chances of everything collapsing while you are cruising the coast for a 3 or 4 day trip, enjoying the sun, are fairly slim (though keep some preps in the car, of course.)

[Glass]

Or...go out with a bang, buy a Corvette, hookers and blow.

For crying out loud, don't encourage him to hang around with car salesmen. sheesh.

Become a sugar daddy or go and spend some time volunteering somewhere. Cats, Homeless, Vets.

Get a sea container or two and bury them. Fill them up with stuff to fight the Terminator with. Buy another piece of dirt in another stare and split your time between them. Get a winnebago and drive it. Build that vacuum power device and burn some of the cash. Get a Delorean and build a time machine.

Build a food garden, either at your place or buy another place and do it there. Like an allotment thing. Maybe let other people from the town grow on part of it. Eat your produce or give it away.

Find some very smart bright kid who really could change the world and back them.

What ever you decide I'm sure you'll do good with it.

[Cebu_4_2]

Or...go out with a bang, buy a Corvette, hookers and blow.

Sounds like my way to play...

[Ponce]

Hahahahahahaha, love you guys..... got everything covered, including silver and gold...but....I am getting worse all the time. Up till now I have five more appointment to find a cure....including with another brain surgeon..... I would hate to kick the bucket now that I have done all this.........I even have Kotek and the alike in stock for trading and seven generators. Used to ne eight but I gave one to one of my only two friends.

Have plenty of security alerts and big lights with remote control and eight tv cameras... food for eight years, some of it are no good by now.......have a toy RAV4 for winter and a Toy electric for summer plus spare parts for them.

Already giving away some of the stuff that I can no longer handle, like the Remington 700 BDL 30-06 , to much of a kick for me. Women? forget it, can't even get a hard one LOLLLLL kekekekekekekekek .

Even have about 50 cans of Yuban coffee in stock and about 250 cans of tuna and another of winnies, love them. OH, And plenty of food for fat ass and Mrs Cat................ So, what else?

V

[Cebu_4_2]

V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N

Your in a position to score some hot chick for a vacation. Craigslist is interesting for chicks that want a free va-ca. Find one that can help you out, not all are scams, besides if its a boat trip you can throw them over with the trash they dump

In a sucessful retirement position as you have there are many options for entertainment. This is what you have to look to now. Prepping done, compound done, preps done, everything else done.

Time to party old man!!!

Love you Ponce, just pushing you a bit bro.

[EE_]

Seventy-two-year-old Ponce recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Ponce was doing “fairly well” for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Ponce couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I ll live to be 80?” The doctor asked, “Well, do you smoke or drink beer?” “Oh no,” Ponce replied, “I’ve never done either.” Then the doctor asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?” Ponce said, “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!” “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” the doctor asked. “No, I don't,” Ponce replied. Then the doctor asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?” “No,” Ponce said, “I don’t do any of those things.” The good doctor looked at Ponce and said, “Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?”

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I got real problems. I m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.” The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.” Finally the third old man speaks up, “Fellas: I m ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.”

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”. The second guy says, “Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit.” So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to his buddy and says, “Did you see it?”. “Sure!”, says his buddy. “Where did it go?”, the first guy asks. The second old man thinks for a minute and says, “I can’t remember.”

[Cebu_4_2]

Seventy-two-year-old Ponce recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Ponce was doing “fairly well” for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Ponce couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I ll live to be 80?” The doctor asked, “Well, do you smoke or drink beer?” “Oh no,” Ponce replied, “I’ve never done either.” Then the doctor asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?” Ponce said, “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!” “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” the doctor asked. “No, I don't,” Ponce replied. Then the doctor asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?” “No,” Ponce said, “I don’t do any of those things.” The good doctor looked at Ponce and said, “Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?”

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I got real problems. I m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.” The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.” Finally the third old man speaks up, “Fellas: I m ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.”

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”. The second guy says, “Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit.” So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to his buddy and says, “Did you see it?”. “Sure!”, says his buddy. “Where did it go?”, the first guy asks. The second old man thinks for a minute and says, “I can’t remember.”


Jokes aside, trying to bring our Ponce back

[Ponce]

The funny thing is that at 76 I still remember everything like if it was yesterday. At this time I can't even make a decent meal no more....... past three years I have lost 22 lbs Dr. wanted me to get the free meal for old people but I said NO. I am sorry that I no longer can take my dog twice a day as I use to but I have a forest where he can do what he wants........ anyway, I am tired....see ya.

V

[zap]

Just enjoy life the best you can , Whatever makes you happy and brings a smile to your face !
I am not a religious person but I want to say God Bless you Ponce !

[palani]

I think I would invest a couple grand in a 1,600 pound Angus steer, arrange for a pit bar-b-q with the local cattlemens group, get a couple kegs of beer and a steel band, rent a bunch of tables and chairs and invite the neighbors over.

You can't buy good relations and these are the same people who are going to be raiding your hoard when they can't feed their families. Might as well get to know them.

[Neuro]

I think I would invest a couple grand in a 1,600 pound Angus steer, arrange for a pit bar-b-q with the local cattlemens group, get a couple kegs of beer and a steel band, rent a bunch of tables and chairs and invite the neighbors over.

It may oxidate his silver bars and melt his airtites...

[Camp Bassfish]

TIDE is money Ponce... https://www.aei.org/publication/markets-in-everything-tide-laundry-soap-as-street-currency/

[brosil]

Write your biography. Hire someone to write it down while you dictate it. Your preps aren't going with you when you die but you can leave a record of your life for us to read. Now go schedule a full body massage and relax.

[Joshua01]

The funny thing is that at 76 I still remember everything like if it was yesterday. At this time I can't even make a decent meal no more....... past three years I have lost 22 lbs Dr. wanted me to get the free meal for old people but I said NO. I am sorry that I no longer can take my dog twice a day as I use to but I have a forest where he can do what he wants........ anyway, I am tired....see ya.

V

I can remember everything like it was yesterday too, except yesterday....what was the question again? :)

[osoab]

Sugar Baby Female (https://www.seekingarrangement.com/browse/members/sugar-baby-female/)

or find yourself a classy live in caretaker/nurse.

Home Health Care Agencies Oregon (http://www.carepathways.com/HC-state-OR.cfm)



Below is a summary of the Private Pay and Medicare / Medicaid certified Home Care Agencies in Oregon.

Find senior care using our home health care agencies directory.
(http://www.carepathways.com/home-health-care-agencies.cfm)
Seniors who prefer to live independently in their own homes, or stay with a family member, and have access to outside supportive care and assistance when needed. Home Health and Home Care agencies provide two main types of services that are non-medical (custodial) or medical (skilled) care.

Non-Medical: Supportive services, provided by non-medical home care agencies, offer assistance with personal care such as bathing, grooming, dressing, in addition to help with meal preparation, housekeeping, and shopping. Assistance with self-administered medications, ambulation and exercises, and transportation to medical appointments. These supportive services can be arranged for any amount of time needed including up to 24/7 or on a respite or temporary basis.

Medical: Skilled services provided by medical home health agencies, offer nursing care, physical, occupational, speech, and respiratory therapy as well as social services and hospice care. Following a specific plan of care, and under the supervision of a skilled discipline such as a nurse or therapist, a certified home health aide may provide personal care for a limited time. These skilled services are provided on an intermittent basis, with scheduled home visits to homebound clients only, under a plan of treatment ordered by a physician.

edit to add


Sugar daddies could be funding your future nurse (http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/01/sugar-daddies-could-be-funding-your-future-nurse.html)

As it turns out, nursing students lead their collegiate counterparts in hooking up with a sugar daddy or momma to seek a relationship, mentorship and an average of $3,000 in allowances.

[Joshua01]

That will be the day!!!!

[Half Sense]

Bic lighters - you can get a pack of 50 for about $40. They never go bad, everybody knows how to use one, and at 80 cents each you can give them away.

Get a high quality digital voice recorder and dictate your memoirs. Or dictate letters to people who you'll never see again. Or dictate chapters for a survival manual. For $100 you can get something like a Zoom H1 which makes crystal clear audio recordings. I can transcribe them to text, but clear recordings in your own voice will echo through time.

[Ponce]

Morning........ you guys are funny kekekekkekkekeke........ what I really need is someone to clean my home or better yet a whole crew........ haven't done it in three years YUCKKKKKK. Only problem is that I have nowhere to put anything, to much stuff.........

What with all this planes flying all over the place? anything going on? or just getting ready?....... Trump has to loose, even if he has to die, and if he dies TSHTF will really happen, the future will be fun, no matter what happens.

Anyway........ back to doing nothing........... Half? have lighters, they go dry and have recorders, records 1,500 hours.

V

[madfranks]

I agree with Midnight Rambler; Ponce use the rest of your money to live a comfortable life. Eat high quality nutritious food, buy nice clothes and shoes, keep your house comfortable and warm. Treat yourself, take a vacation to the beach and rest in the sunlight for a week.

[Neuro]

I agree with Midnight Rambler; Ponce use the rest of your money to live a comfortable life. Eat high quality nutritious food, buy nice clothes and shoes, keep your house comfortable and warm. Treat yourself, take a vacation to the beach and rest in the sunlight for a week.

And hire a maid, who cook the food for you, don't leave the silver for the gravediggers!

[Joshua01]

And hire a maid, who cook the food for you, don't leave the silver for the gravediggers!

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[Ponce]

If I were willing to leave my home it would be to go to Miami and have some real Cuban food, haven't had any in 18 years.

Force myself to go to my bank today to cash a couple of Gov checks, while there I spoke with the manager and I asked her "what do you think is going to happen with the banks?' HER ANSWER WAS "I'll keep coming to work and if the doors are close I'll simply go home" ...and she is the manager.....that says it all, don't trust your bank.

V

[ShortJohnSilver]

Ponce, there are "food ministries" where you can buy prepared but high quality food that just needs to be heated. There WAS "Angel Food Ministries" but they went under due to fraud allegations.

http://www.oneharvest.com/

Look at Item #3 http://www.oneharvest.com/?q=menu

#3 GOLDEN CUISINE MEALS 10 MEALS FOR $29.95 (MSG FREE)

Individually wrapped meals, easy to prepare in a conventional oven, microwave or toaster oven
Single Portion, Diabetic and Cholesterol Friendly
For nutritional information please click here
• Mesquite Chicken in Barbeque Sauce over a Black Bean & Rice Blend with Carrots & Green Beans
• Country Herb Chicken Breast with Gravy, Mashed Potatoes, Green Beans & Carrots
• Meat Lasagna, Green Beans & Cauliflower.
• Lemon Pepper Baked Fish, Green Beans, Cauliflower & Yellow Squash
• Chicken Ala King – Chicken Breast pieces, Vegetables & Sauce over Bowtie Pasta, Cheesy Cauliflower & Spinach & Chickpeas
• White Turkey & Dressing with Gravy, Corn & Green Beans
• Chicken & Rice with Mushroom Sauce with Swiss Cheese, Broccoli & Carrots
• Salisbury Steak with Gravy, Roasted Red Skin Potatoes, Peas & Carrots & Cauliflower
• Meat Loaf Patty, Mashed Potatoes, Brussel Sprouts & Corn
• Spaghetti & Meatballs with Broccoli & Black Bean Blend

You could buy a ready to cook meal, high quality and almost no preservatives. $3 a meal, I know it is pricy for you; but it will be much much better quality than grocery store food.

[Half Sense]

Order Cuban food delivered:

http://www.amigofoods.com/cubanstylefood.html

http://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/

[Ponce]

Thanks Half, I used to guy Goya but there is nothing like real cooked Cuban food......... there was a place that used to send it frozen but when I got it what I got was a bucket of water LOLLLLLLLL/

V

[mamboni]

Shave the beard
hairplugs
penile implant
$9999 cash spending money
plane tickets to Vegas
prescription for augmentin

PRN until you run out of money or the implant wears out

[madfranks]

Ponce, here's what you can do with your extra money. Become an angel investor in the first production run of 999 fine silver PEPE DECIDER® FLIP COINS

http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?92173-GSUS-Logo&p=852500&viewfull=1#post852500

Whadaya say Ponce?? kekekekekek

[Ponce]

I read it but I don't get it, what is it supposed to do? ........ is it like having a toy? investment?.....I already have plenty of silver.

V

[Horn]

this silver is better silver, is less easily exchangeable for FRNs