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crimethink
5th October 2016, 10:17 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/hawaiian-airlines-policy-weighing-passengers-american-samoa/

A pair of American Samoan businessmen have filed complaints to the US Transportation Department over claims they were weighed before they boarded a flight from Honolulu – and assigned specific seats to keep the aircraft’s load evenly distributed.

According to Radio New Zealand, Hawaiian Airlines’ new policy – a response to an increase in average passenger weight – means those flying to or from Pago Pago, capital of American Samoa, can no longer choose their own seats online and may be asked to step on the scales before boarding.

The airline told the station that the expanding girth of the typical passenger means it is required to redistribute weight in its Boeing 767 cabins to meet the manufacturer’s guidelines. This means limiting the number of adults per row and reserving seats in certain rows for young children, the broadcaster's report said.

ximmy
5th October 2016, 10:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atDUOzIomrs

"what's a nigga gonna do, he's samoan"

midnight rambler
5th October 2016, 10:35 AM
I suppose they're rather run the risk of dying in a crash due to the center of gravity being thrown off by their fat asses than bruise their delicate egos.

The Captain has the final say, he could have just sent word back via a flight attendant, "If you don't want to cooperate with the flight crew then go catch a ride on someone else's aircraft - IF they allow your fat asses on. For now, just get off my aircraft."

madfranks
5th October 2016, 11:24 AM
Clearly the pair of them are very stupid to not understand the gravity of the situation.