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Cebu_4_2
19th October 2016, 04:05 PM
Donald Trump is asking America to hire him for the world’s most important job. Here’s his resume.

Would you hire this guy?
October 19, 2016 by Elizabeth Chan

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At its core, a presidential election is an intensive job interview. And Donald Trump, who has spent his life in business, is asking the American people to hire him for the most important job in the world.
So, we distilled his experience into a one-page resume for you.

You’re the hiring manager, America. If this resume landed on your desk, would you hire this man—for anything?

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Pioneered the Muslim ban, mass-deportation force, birtherism, 3 a.m. misogynistic tweetstorms, and the phrase “big, beautiful wall”
Broke all precedent by encouraging Russia to commit espionage and interfere in the U.S. election
Set a new standard for lying on a presidential campaign, earning a record number of fact checks from independent sources
Developed innovative Latino voter outreach strategies, including tweeting a picture of a taco bowl with the caption “I love Hispanics”
Received endorsements from the National Enquirer, Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, and ‘90s pop star Aaron Carter (since rescinded)
Dismissed claims of groping women without their consent as “locker room talk”
Sold a tremendous number of hats

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Set a record for bankruptcies: No major company has filed Chapter 11 more often in the past 30 years
Managed to lose a whopping $916 million in a single year at my own casino (where the house apparently doesn’t always win), which allowed me the opportunity to avoid paying federal taxes for 18 years
Earned my self-proclaimed “king of debt” nickname after running up more than $3 billion of debt in the early 1990s—and at least $650 million to Deutsche Bank and other lenders currently
Managed the deliberate conclusion of countless businesses—including Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Beverages, Trump Vodka, Trump magazine, and Trump Mortgage
Still made a personal profit by refusing to pay small businesses what I owed, which led to many of my 4,000 lawsuits (and counting)

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Used charity money to buy six-feet-tall paintings of myself
Spent a quarter-million dollars of other people’s donations to settle my own legal disputes
Invested in the re-election of the Florida attorney general (in exchange for not investigating my fraudulent “university,” that is)

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Used high-pressure sales techniques to bilk financially vulnerable people—including low-income Americans and the elderly—into paying thousands for classes at my for-profit, not-accredited “university”
Employed wildly unqualified instructors, like a jewelry salesman who taught a real-estate course

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Turned my personal mantra, “You’re fired,” into a national catchphrase
Fired Dennis Rodman, Meat Loaf, and Gary Busey, among others
Exposed the Emmys on Twitter for being rigged (since I never won one)

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Conducted backstage “inspections” while pageant participants got dressed
Worked diligently to make contestants’ bathing suits smaller and heels higher
Nicknamed 1996’s Miss Universe Alicia Machado “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping” and forced her to exercise in front of the media
Gained valuable foreign-policy experience by hosting a pageant in Moscow

EE_
19th October 2016, 04:07 PM
In a heartbeat!

midnight rambler
19th October 2016, 04:09 PM
Nice. I'd like someone to do the same for Killery, however it'd be difficult to condense her trail of death and destruction down to one or two pages.

Cebu_4_2
19th October 2016, 04:21 PM
This was a post from the anti trump folks. I don't get many but this one is total bias and weak if you know the story. I guess it's enough for weak minded sheep.

ximmy
19th October 2016, 04:26 PM
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madfranks
19th October 2016, 04:26 PM
Weak sauce. Pretty much none of that actually matters to the presidency. I can't imagine ever a time in history where a potential world leader could be disqualified for saying mean things.