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9th November 2016, 06:22 AM
16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins
by DANIEL NUSSBAUM8 Nov 20165525

Here are 16 of Hollywood’s best and brightest who have pledged to move out of the United States in the event of a Trump win.


1. Barbra Streisand

“I can’t believe it. I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada,” the singer told 60 Minutes in an interview in August. Streisand has been a vocal supporter of Clinton’s candidacy, and appeared at a high-profile fundraiser for the candidate in New York City earlier this year.

2. Bryan Cranston

“I would definitely move. It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t,” Cranston said in October of the possibility of a Trump victory. The Breaking Bad star suggested he would take a permanent vacation to Vancouver.

3. Miley Cyrus

The young pop star said she would “move out da country” if Trump, whom she called a “f*cking nightmare” were to win the election.

4. Lena Dunham

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The Girls star said there is a “100 percent chance” she will pick up and move to Canada if Trump prevails on Election Day.

“I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there,” the actress and Clinton surrogate said.

5. Amy Schumer

The comedian and Trainwreck actress said Spain would be her destination of choice if Trump wins the presidency.

“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s Newsnight in September. “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”

6. Jon Stewart

The former Daily Show funnyman may want to connect with billionaire space pioneer Elon Musk if Trump wins; he told People magazine last year that he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.”

7. Cher

The same goes for pop icon Cher, who wrote on Twitter that she would be moving to Jupiter if Trump wins. The “Believe” singer has appeared with Hillary Clinton at campaign events this year.

8. Chelsea Handler

The comedian and talk-show host said she had already made a contingency plan in the event of a Trump win.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” Handler said in an interview on ABC’s Live with Kelly and Michael in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

9. Samuel L. Jackson

The veteran actor accused Trump of running a “hate”-filled campaign in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter.

“If that motherf*cker becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” he later told Jimmy Kimmel.

10. Whoopi Goldberg

The comedian and The View co-host has repeatedly trashed Trump on the ABC daytime talk show.

“Listen, he can be whatever party he wants to be,” she said during an episode in January. “What he can’t be is he can’t be the guy that says it’s your fault stuff isn’t working. That’s not the president I want. Find a way to make stuff work.”

“Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go,” she added.

11. Neve Campbell

The Scream and House of Cards actress said she would move back to her native Canada if Trump wins the election.

“They see someone off the cuff and broad, and they think ‘ok, that’s the voice we need, just someone honest,'” Campbell told the Huffington Post of the motivation behind the Republican candidate’s support. “But his honesty is terrifying.”

12. Keegan-Michael Key

The Key and Peele star also said he’d flee north to Canada in the event of a Trump presidency.

“It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”

13. George Lopez

“If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration. We’ll all go back,” the Latino comedian and TV star told TMZ shortly after Trump announced his candidacy in 2015.

14. Ne-Yo

The R&B singer said he’d be moving to Canada “straight away” if Trump wins.

“Me and Drake gonna be neighbors if Donald Trump becomes president,” the singer told TMZ in October.

15. Rev. Al Sharpton

The civil rights activist told attendees at a Center for American Progress event in February that he would be looking for flight reservations if Clinton did not triumph on Election Day.

“I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins. Only because he’d probably have me deported anyhow,” Sharpton said.

16. Raven-Symoné

The former View co-host and Disney Channel star is probably already on a flight out. During a February episode of the talk show, the actress said she would move to Canada “if any Republican gets nominated.”

madfranks
9th November 2016, 08:04 AM
How many of them do you think will actually do it?

Joshua01
9th November 2016, 09:13 AM
How many of them do you think will actually do it?
At the risk of sounding repetitious, NOT ENOUGH OF THEM!!

ximmy
9th November 2016, 01:12 PM
Sadly... I bet none of them will leave.

old steel
9th November 2016, 01:28 PM
All fluff no substance, i wouldn't walk across the street to piss on them if they were on fire.

madfranks
9th November 2016, 01:45 PM
The alleged comedian Amy Schumer just said she was only kidding, that she's not actually leaving. Too bad!

Joshua01
9th November 2016, 01:52 PM
http://www.goldismoney2.com/attachments/u-s-border-jpg.86374/

mamboni
9th November 2016, 01:53 PM
How many of them do you think will actually do it?Zero. They are all OWNED and cash cows for the elite. They will go where they are told too. These idiots don't know how ignorant and stupid they sound.:mad:

ximmy
9th November 2016, 07:28 PM
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,”

an Ottawa resident said.

“After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?

BREAKING NEWS FROM CANADA Hat tip Robmu1
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.


Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.


“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”


In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.


“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.


Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.


In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.


“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.


Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

Canadians Don’t Want America-Fleeing Liberals (Especially Lena Dunham)
Bad news for anyone looking to relocate to our neighbor to the north after last night’s election results: Canada doesn’t want you.
After Americans—and especially American celebrities—began considering making good on their promises to “move to Canada” in the wake of Donald Trump election victory, Canadians took to Twitter to warn Americans that they’d best stay where they are.

As a Canadian all I can say is Sorry #America (https://twitter.com/hashtag/America?src=hash) but you can't run from your mistakes. You made your bed #Election2016 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Election2016?src=hash) #Canada (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Canada?src=hash)
— matt cruz (@Groovycruz) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/Groovycruz/status/796302954559115264)

Only one problem with all these crazy liberals and celebrities wanting to move to Canada now…we don't want you #suckstosuck (https://twitter.com/hashtag/suckstosuck?src=hash)
— Patrick Stuart (@patstuart08) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/patstuart08/status/796409483211767814)



Canada is building a Wall & guess whose paying for it pic.twitter.com/soic6TS3lt (https://t.co/soic6TS3lt)
— LM (@Thelegendmac1) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/Thelegendmac1/status/796193090285535234)

BREAKING : #Canada (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Canada?src=hash) reportedly building a wall along its southern border to prevent impending mass exodus from the South.#USElection2016 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/USElection2016?src=hash) pic.twitter.com/2o3FmJtFj7 (https://t.co/2o3FmJtFj7)
— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/eldahshan/status/796183854801416192)

#ElectionNight (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ElectionNight?src=hash) This is Canada building an igloo wall between the US, just in case. I'll bet you regret all of those jokes now, eh? pic.twitter.com/UX5XxuTowr (https://t.co/UX5XxuTowr)

— Dr. Winder Gill (@winder_gill) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/winder_gill/status/796185945959727104)
Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border (http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-election-will-americans-flee-to-canada-1.3843170).
To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.

US political refugees welcome to relocate to East Kootenay BC start a biz hire people pay taxes #ElectionNight (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ElectionNight?src=hash) #bcpoli (https://twitter.com/hashtag/bcpoli?src=hash) #USElection2016 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/USElection2016?src=hash) pic.twitter.com/r0keWGXnMg (https://t.co/r0keWGXnMg)
— Bill Bennett (@KootenayBill) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/KootenayBill/status/796220612637126657)
But if there’s anyone Canada really doesn’t want, among the number of celebrities who “seriously’ pledged to move north, it’s Girls star Lena Dunham (though, it seems, they’d also prefer not to house either Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer).

@DoxyCarmichael_ (https://twitter.com/DoxyCarmichael_) @JammerKill (https://twitter.com/JammerKill) @lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) @MileyCyrus (https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus) @WhoopiGoldberg (https://twitter.com/WhoopiGoldberg) @Rosie (https://twitter.com/Rosie) @amandacarpenter (https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter) @benshapiro (https://twitter.com/benshapiro)
Canadians don't want them!
— NorthrenCanuck (@NorthrenCanuck) May 16, 2016 (https://twitter.com/NorthrenCanuck/status/732264057760186368)

@lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) Canadians don't want you or any other democratic supporter to come live in our country. Our new liberal leader is bad enough.
— Dallas Patterson (@toycharger) April 26, 2016 (https://twitter.com/toycharger/status/725084125955235842)

@lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) off you go and we Canadians don't want you.
— Dave (@Dave_LT) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/Dave_LT/status/796239124307001345)

Please DO NOT COME TO CANADA.. thanks, Canadians. @WhoopiGoldberg (https://twitter.com/WhoopiGoldberg) @chelseahandler (https://twitter.com/chelseahandler) @lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) @NeYoCompound (https://twitter.com/NeYoCompound) @BryanCranston (https://twitter.com/BryanCranston) @MileyCyrus (https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus)
— Dr. Not Nenshi (@NotNenshi) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/NotNenshi/status/796249015373484032)

#ElectionNight (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ElectionNight?src=hash) We canadians Need to build a wall FAST…. Lena Dunham is already packing!!!!!!!!
— Captain Ahab (@delibean21) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/delibean21/status/796233850720374785)

@PrisonPlanet (https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet) @MileyCyrus (https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus) @lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) @HollywoodLife (https://twitter.com/HollywoodLife) if I may speak for all Canadians- we'll take a pass
— Marty Tennant (@sweetmartyt) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/sweetmartyt/status/796219285572087809)

@MattConYT (https://twitter.com/MattConYT) @amyschumer (https://twitter.com/amyschumer) @lenadunham (https://twitter.com/lenadunham) Please don't punish us few sane-minded Canadians.
— mrpopo (@theonederbread) November 9, 2016 (https://twitter.com/theonederbread/status/796191096086859776)

Lena Dunham wants to move to Canada if Trump wins?! Why is she trying to turn Canadians into HRC supporters? We're not voting!
— De from Adanac (@32bitphoenix) November 7, 2016 (https://twitter.com/32bitphoenix/status/795701259823104004)

ximmy
9th November 2016, 07:58 PM
Miley on Trump

Worth watching, this is sort of what I was dealing with from some of the women today at work... It was way better to be quiet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAcnugSf1pQ

Joshua01
10th November 2016, 08:23 AM
Miley on Trump

Worth watching, this is sort of what I was dealing with from some of the women today at work... It was way better to be quiet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAcnugSf1pQ


This one never gets old!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ula8oi_M4Ww