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cheka.
18th November 2016, 12:44 PM
[insert girlfriend of fag joke here]

http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/semen-spermidine-live-longer/1696603/

There’s An Ingredient In Semen That Can Make You Live Longer, Science Says

Obviously, for sexual health purposes, you should probably steer clear from swallowing the semen of any random guy you bring home from the bar. BUT a nice shot of STD-free semen can actually do wonders for your health. The new study, published in Nature Medicine, found a chemical in semen called “spermidine” that not only made mice live longer, but it also helped to increase their overall heart health.

““Spermidine” not only made mice live longer, but it also helped to increase their overall heart health.” The mice who took the spermidine “had lower blood pressure, lower rates of cardiac hypertrophy, and reduced risk of diastolic heart failure.” Spermidine’s effectiveness with mice is as close as science has gotten to showing the chemical, which has already been proven effective in the lifespans of yeast and fruit flies, could potentially work the same for humans.

Still cringing at the thought of swallowing your boyfriend’s semen? Don’t worry — I get it. Maybe it tastes weird! Or maybe you just don’t love the feeling of warm goo shooting at the back of your throat. Both are totally understandable opinions.

crimethink
19th November 2016, 03:25 AM
I'd rather die than become a faggot.

hoarder
19th November 2016, 05:32 AM
The new studyI don't put much faith in modern "studies". I think they just sit around and make this stuff up while we pay millions for them to conduct them. They label it "science" and the goyim believe it. What's more, it puts their minds in the gutter.

crimethink
19th November 2016, 09:55 AM
I don't put much faith in modern "studies". I think they just sit around and make this stuff up while we pay millions for them to conduct them. They label it "science" and the goyim believe it. What's more, it puts their minds in the gutter.

"Peer review" is a euphemism for a circle jerk by "academics."

"Science" is an idol for the modern deluded individual. Failure to discern between "science" and reality is a disease.

midnight rambler
21st November 2016, 10:00 PM
My dream girl...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfeyjHMb-qw

Ares
21st November 2016, 10:34 PM
My ex swallowed all the time, she was as dumb as a box of rocks... Not sure how much I buy that story. lol

Pretty sure that story is from a Spoof site. Go to the front page and this is headline news:

Chinese Police Rescue 22 Pandas in Crackdown on ‘Panda Sex Ring’

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/

crimethink
21st November 2016, 11:43 PM
My dream girl...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfeyjHMb-qw

If she was so smart, she'd have referred to it with the correct term, semen.

Joshua01
22nd November 2016, 04:22 AM
The 'scientists' who performed that 'study' were most probably all gay.

Twisted Titan
22nd November 2016, 04:33 AM
Dam i busted a gut laughing on this thread

Neuro
22nd November 2016, 05:11 AM
I'd rather die than become a faggot.

You can get by with eating old cheese or green peas instead...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermidine

EE_
22nd November 2016, 05:22 AM
If she was so smart, she'd have referred to it with the correct term, semen.

Her parents must be so proud of their extremely smart daughter!

Dogman
22nd November 2016, 05:29 AM
Have met some gals in the past that thought it was good protein and also good for the their skin .. ;D

My thoughts and actions at those times was to paste a huge grin on my face and ask them.

Do you want any more?

;D

Neuro
22nd November 2016, 06:25 AM
Have met some gals in the past that thought it was good protein and also good for the their skin .. ;D

It is it is

hoarder
22nd November 2016, 06:49 AM
The 'scientists' who performed that 'study' were most probably all Jews.Fixed it for you.

crimethink
22nd November 2016, 07:32 AM
Have met some gals in the past that thought it was good protein and also good for the their skin .. ;D

Asian chicks?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOJg1uuk95w