That's The One!!!

[palani]

So, I was walking about in one of the malls in Orlando, and I saw this Muslim bookstore. I wondered, just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore. As I was wandering around taking a look, the bearded clerk gave me the stink eye, and asked, begrudgingly, if he could help me. I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"