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ximmy
15th June 2017, 06:25 PM
happy ending story...

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On September 2, 2016, then 70-year-old Lawrence Ripple (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article128245824.html) robbed a Kansas City bank, but it wasn’t because he wanted money.

Ripple was tired of living with his wife, as we reported back in January (http://www.thedailysheeple.com/kansas-man-robs-bank-because-hed-rather-be-in-jail-than-at-home_012017):

Court documents show (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4149744/Kansas-man-admits-robbing-Kansas-bank-escape-wife.html) that Ripple gave a Bank of Labor teller a note demanding cash and warning he had a gun.
After he grabbed nearly $3,000, Ripple didn’t flee: He sat in the lobby and told a guard he was the “guy he was looking for.”

An FBI agent says Ripple had argued with his wife earlier and told her in writing he’d “rather be in jail than at home.”
On Tuesday, Ripple told a federal judge that heart surgery had left him depressed and unlike himself when he committed the crime.


Ripple pleaded guilty to bank robbery in January and could have spent up to 37 months in prison, which would have gotten him some time away from his wife.
But his attorney and federal prosecutors asked a U.S. District Court judge for leniency, and that request was supported by the vice president of the bank and the teller whom Ripple frightened, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Sheri Catania.


Citing Ripple’s health issues, remorse, and unlikeliness to offend, the judge sentenced him to six months of home confinement.


Ripple will also serve three years of supervised probation and 50 hours of community service, and was ordered to pay $227.27 to the bank he robbed to compensate employees for their time off because of the robbery. In addition, he was ordered to pay $100 to a crime victims’ fund, according to The Kansas City Star (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article155936879.html).


He has been attending mandated counseling sessions with his wife.
In court, Ripple said that he felt better after finding the right medication and said prison would be more of a punishment for his wife than for him.


“I feel great now,” Ripple said. “I feel like my old self.”

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Glass
15th June 2017, 06:31 PM
so the answer was Drugs all along. Who knew.

Joshua01
15th June 2017, 06:48 PM
Duh!
so the answer was Drugs all along. Who knew.

osoab
15th June 2017, 06:48 PM
so the answer was Drugs all along. Who knew.

What drugs did they give the wife?

Glass
15th June 2017, 07:41 PM
Interestingly it was the day before September 3 or 9/3 or 93 Saturn day
He was ordered to pay 227.27

22 / 7 = Pi
September 2 2016 was 172 days after Pi day 2016?
He was handed $2924.00
172 is a factor of 2924
It occurred at Kansas City Bank
Kansas City Bank = 42
Big G = 42
Freemason = 42
It was 1 month before Kansas City Chiefs met Pitsburgh Steelers for the 31st time.
31 days before their 31st meet up.
The Steelers..... get it?
He tried to rob from a bank
31 is the 11th prime
11 vs 11 (team size)

The per qtr game score card
Steelers Vs Chiefs
22 - 0
7 - 0
7 - 0
7 - 14

22, 3 x 7 (21) , 14 (2 x 7) Lots of Pi related numbers there.

At the end of the game the Steelers were 3 & 1 = 31. on their 31st all time meet.
Chief = 31
Big Ben has his 172nd game
172 days is 47% of the year
47 = euclids 47th problem
47 = degrees of the masonic compasses

Hitch
15th June 2017, 07:43 PM
the judge sentenced him to six months of home confinement.

Is this judge stupid? The man committed a felony to get away from his wife. This judge, just sentenced the man to 6 months of being stuck home with the wife.

Maybe the judge understands crazy wives and just wants a chuckle at how this plays out. Social engineering and a few beers can give a good laugh, if so intended.

Jewboo
15th June 2017, 08:57 PM
This judge, just sentenced the man to 6 months of being stuck home with the wife.



Best example of "POETIC JUSTICE" ever!



:D the dumb fuck DID rob a bank