Dachsie
31st July 2017, 10:09 AM
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Then
Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going
to show you an honest way to get the same result.” Donald
goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will
show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a
pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him
another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The
owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What
did you do with the pastries?” Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”.
Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going
to show you an honest way to get the same result.” Donald
goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will
show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a
pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him
another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The
owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What
did you do with the pastries?” Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”.