Bitcoin's Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body to See the Future

[Norweger]

https://www.wired.com/2014/08/hal-finney/

Just thought this was an interesting article. First guy to get a bitcoin transaction from the shadowy lead developer of Bitcoin Satoshi Nakamoto is a raging atheist that has frozen himself in the hopes of getting revived some time in the future.

[Neuro]

Good luck to him!

[Horn]

He'll probably regain consciousness just before some giant alien thaws him out for use as live bait.