50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

[ziero0]

https://youtu.be/ABXtWqmArUU

I always appreciated the nuances of this song. There is a lesson to be learned.

Paul Simon is singing. He is male. His mate is female (from the lyrics). She suggests out of the blue that there might be 50 ways to leave your lover. Now why would she suggest this unless she wants to leave him but is too lazy to do it herself so she just drops a hint and let him figure out out to get her what she wants.


The problem is all inside your head She said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To leave your lover She said it's really not my habit To intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning Won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself At the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways To leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover [CHORUS:] You Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free She said it grieves me so To see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do To make you smile again I said I appreciate that And would you please explain About the fifty ways She said why don't we both Just sleep on it tonight And I believe in the morning You'll begin to see the light And then she kissed me And I realized she probably was right There must be fifty ways To leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover

This method is used by countries around the globe to get what they want. Trump even does it when he brings up tariffs.

[PatColo]

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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A) Paul Simon - 50 ways to leave your lover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A)



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[ziero0]

Or if you prefer ... 50 ways to love your liver


It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Boring G was in the bar, lookin' to consume
Some drinks for the eve, so I can get drunk
Just sippin' on my drink, chillin' all alone

So here's a little tip for you and me
Take care of your liver, don't you see
It needs lots of booze to be happy and free
So here is what you do if you want it to be

Crack open a six pack, Jack
Sip on some rum, Chum
No need to be glum, bum
Just get yourself done

Lap at some cognac, Mr. Black
Swig on a beer, dear
Inhale a nut brown ale, Dale
Hurry, before it gets stale

[woodman]

I always liked that song. Simon has a lot of good stuff. I always took it as a female other than his current one, was giving him advice. As far as catchy rhymes go I like limericks:

There was a young lady named Wright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She departed one day, in a relative way,
And arrived on the previous night.


Of course the dirty ones can be amusing also:

There was a young man from St. Caire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
The banister broke
So he doubled the stroke
And polished her off in midair.

[Stop Making Cents]

Boomer hippy folk garbage music. Guess it's better than millennial (c)rappers and crap hoppers but that's not saying much.

[ziero0]

The message is not the song so much as the strategy. Another one is Eye in the Sky lyrics

[QUOTE]Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinking

Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

[Chorus]
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more to know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind

[ziero0]

that's not saying much.
The message is not the song so much as the strategy. Another one is Eye in the Sky lyrics


Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinking

Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

[Chorus]
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more to know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind

[cheka.]

fiction is for women, children, and fags

[PatColo]

The message is not the song so much as the strategy. Another one is Eye in the Sky lyrics

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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGBG8sZFBTc) Rolling Stones- sympathy for the devil w/ lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGBG8sZFBTc)


(((Rolling Stones (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rolling+stones/) – Sympathy For The Devil Lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah)))

[PatColo]

Thread: The Future -- Lenny Cohen (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?78465-The-Future-Lenny-Cohen)



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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D97OxHZzBeQ) Leonard Cohen - The Future [Official Music Video] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D97OxHZzBeQ)


(((Give me back my broken night
My mirrored room, my secret life
It's lonely here
There's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
Over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby
That's an order
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
And stuff it up the hole
In your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St. Paul
I've seen the future, brother
It is murder

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
The order of the soul
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
You don't know me from the wind
You never will, you never did
I'm the little Jew
Who wrote the Bible

I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
But love's the only engine of survival
Your servant here, he has been told
To say it clear, to say it cold
It's over, it ain't going
Any further
And now the wheels of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future
It is murder
Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
The order of the soul
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
There'll be the breaking of the ancient western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
And the white man dancing
You'll see a woman hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets coming round
Tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin'
Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St. Paul
Give me Christ
Or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby
It is murder
Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
The order of the soul
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent repent)))

[ziero0]

fiction is for women, children, and fags
Don't forget idiots and insane.

But then to group women, children and fags with the idiot and the insane is to make you one of the above. Like joins unto like.

[ziero0]

xxxxx