Yup, almost as smart as George Carlin.

[boogietillyapuke]

By Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!



If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!



IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET …….!!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!















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[Bigjon]

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET …….!!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!



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If you think you are a US Citizen and pay taxes to support this defacto gov corporation... you must be nuts.

Yep, I'm nuts.

But what are you going to do, when the country is run by lieyers, who think no lie is too big to imprison anyone who gets in their way.

[midnight rambler]

If you think you are a US Citizen and pay taxes to support this defacto gov corporation... you must be nuts.

Yep, I'm nuts.

But what are you going to do, when the country is run by lieyers, who think no lie is too big to imprison anyone who gets in their way.

Do you consider yourself a 'US citizen'??

[ziero0]

Do you consider yourself a 'US citizen'??
Why must proclaim my status if I am not running for an office of public trust?

And if the issue is pressed here is the treaty law


Article III

The inhabitants of the ceded territory shall be incorporated in the Union of the United States and admitted as soon as possible according to the principles of the federal Constitution to the enjoyment of all these rights, advantages and immunities of citizens of the United States, and in the mean time they shall be maintained and protected in the free enjoyment of their liberty, property and the Religion which they profess.

So according to this clause have I been admitted to the rights, advantages and immunities of a citizen or is this still the 'mean time'?

[Ares]

Do you consider yourself a 'US citizen'??

I do not consider myself a "US Citizen", but attempting to correct the state in their assumptions can be costly.

[Bigjon]

Do you consider yourself a 'US citizen'??

No, and I have never been one, but it was never clear just what a US Citizen is. Until I started reading Anna von Reitz I never gave it a lot of thought and just assumed everyone who lived in the USA was a US Citizen.

[Ares]

No, and I have never been one, but it was never clear just what a US Citizen is. Until I started reading Anna von Reitz I never gave it a lot of thought and just assumed everyone who lived in the USA was a US Citizen.

Most people do. It's when I saw the actual USC stating that the U.S. is a corporation did it make sense to me that a "U.S. Citizen" is a Corporate citizen, and that the United States has not had a Constitutional government since before the Civil War.

[ziero0]

the United States has not had a Constitutional government since before the Civil War.

A federation is a singular entity composed of multiple parts. That is ... these United States or the United States. The problem is one of language and goes way back. In Eirenarcha Lombard discusses the problem England had in composing legislation referring to 'the counties'


Howsoever that were, the same king used (as I thinke) for the first 33. yeares of his reigne, to make his assignments and commissions to the Wardeins of the peace, not always severally into each shire, but sometimes jointly to sundry persons over sundrie shires: so I find a commission (2.E.3 part.2.patent indorso) made to William Roos and three others his companions, to be Wardeins of the peace, not onely in Lincolnshire, but also in three or foure of the other Counties thereunto next adjoining.

This, though it might seeme to be warranted (after 18.E.3) upon the Construction of the word Counties, used plurally in the Statute, 18.Ed.3.Stat.2.ca.2 yet was it much contrarie to the mea-ning

21 CAP 4

Ning of the former lawes (made 1.E.3.cap.15 & 3.4.E.3.cap2) where the same word is read (Everie Countie) in the Singular number. And therefore the Parliament (34.E.3.ca.I) restored ___ proper sense of these lawes, saying: In everie Countie of England there shall be assigned for the safe keeping of the Peace, one Lord, and with him, 3. or 4. of the mightiest men in that countie. And afterward it addeth, They shall have power to heare & determine (at the kings suit) al maner of Felonies & trespasses, done in the same County.


If you keep this in mind (the singular vs the plural concept) all manner of problems crop up in legislative dribble.

[cheka.]

so the federal reserve really is 'federal'

[Down1]

Pretty good except when he showed his zio-cuck feathers with the Egypt line.

[osoab]

so the federal reserve really is 'federal'

just like fedex.

[osoab]

Pretty good except when he showed his zio-cuck feathers with the Egypt line.

Unfortunately the Egyptian military is also filled with zio-cucks. I read it as though he was claiming Egypt was bat shit crazy unstable. The Qataris are probably paying for his next gig.

[singular_me]

too bad he uses the word democracy but for the rest, he tells like it is.... the buy low sell high mantra is coming to an end, it was all a scaaaaaaaaaaaaam... nature is not for sale



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94eFg1t6PWk

[Bigjon]

The guys is a moron, 90 percent of the people are too smart to want any more gun control.

[singular_me]

I agree with him 80%, but I am sure he and I do not mean the same revolution. Who cares, we need a big crisis, a massive emotional shock, and then rely on the odds.

MSM assert that guns cause violence..... wrong...... violence is a side effect, a symptom ... the premises are fallacious, so get ready for more violence.

I am not pro-gun but pro human rights, the right to Life



The guys is a moron, 90 percent of the people are too smart to want any more gun control.