Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!
Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness — Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia
Monday, May 27, 2013 23:25
A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in “sensitive areas”, leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company’s crop and subsequent dill pickles.
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madfranks
For reals? Link?
Here's the link, madfranks: http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthre...l=1#post636861
What can I say, I like to help out.
:)
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Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!
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Originally Posted by
madfranks
For reals? Link?
You want to order a few cases don't you you nasty boy!
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are they banned in Nova Scotia because it gets cold there ?
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madfranks
For reals? Link?
Ooops - I think we just got Onioned.
http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cuc...ed-nova-scotia
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mamboni
and i thought "Shaved Asians" was about to change their name to "Monsanto Cucumbered Asians". :)
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