TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

JFK & La Guardia both serve Tel Aviv On The Hudson, IE (too) many joo passengers getting harmed, and unpleasant to view naked besides... hmmm... airports serving the rich joo FL cities next?

Are chertoff's naked body cancer inducer machines in use in izzy airports?

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Originally Posted by PatColo

JFK & La Guardia both serve Tel Aviv On The Hudson, IE (too) many joo passengers getting harmed, and unpleasant to view naked besides... hmmm... airports serving the rich joo FL cities next?

Are chertoff's naked body cancer inducer machines in use in izzy airports?

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Right. These scanners aren't fit for the biggest and most high-profile airports, but for the smaller ones they are essential.

Sounds to me like the sensor array covering the entire airport full-time is up and running.

Future Headlines;

Electric shock collars coming soon due to consumer demand.
President Romney purchases controlling interest in SheeplShock Corpration
Chertoff takes CEO position in SheepleShock
New mandatory, non-opt-out airport security measures being put into place around the country

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Originally Posted by collector

Future Headlines;

Electric shock collars coming soon due to consumer demand.
President Romney purchases controlling interest in SheeplShock Corpration
Chertoff takes CEO position in SheepleShock
New mandatory, non-opt-out airport security measures being put into place around the country

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Better yet:


Anal GPS devices: real time monitoring of passengers has arrived
Walmarts to offer Anal GPS device insertion to customers while they shop
OnStar Announces Two-Way Communication Support for Customer Anal GPS
Post-proctectomy Man sues Anal GPS Maker KoshaPOS for Alleged Malfunction

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Originally Posted by mamboni

Better yet:


Anal GPS devices: real time monitoring of passengers has arrived
Walmarts to offer Anal GPS device insertion to customers while they shop
OnStar Announces Two-Way Communication Support for Customer Anal GPS
Post-proctectomy Man sues Anal GPS Maker KoshaPOS for Alleged Malfunction

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Are you ready for the worst pun in GSUS history?

Naked body scanners will make your day, but anal GPS will make your hole weak!

Sorry.

Now that they have removed them, get ready for the a 'Terrorist' attack just around the corner. Oct surprise? Wouldnt be much of a surprise to me.

"All the world is a stage......."


Im sure some 'real' Terrorist somewhere is planning an attack. It will be a 'coincidence' when he executes his plan just after the scanners have been removed!