Just Caught my Neighbor Stealing my firewood

Not that you'll actually get paid but send him a bill for the amount of firewood X 2 and that you have kindling for sale at an honest price too.

Go on their roof, block their chimney and smoke 'em out like on True Grit.

Good fences make good neighbors.

Time to secure/move your firewood.

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly

My wife and knocked on the door but they were too scared to come out.
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how brave of you shlomo :oo-->

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Originally Posted by k-os

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Originally Posted by Kregener

[img width=600 height=360]http://alamoammo.com/cart/images/ammo_products/rock.salt.2.JPG[/img]

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OK, that's a shotgun shell with salt in it, right? Because at first I thought it was crack. Crack didn't seem like a good idea to me. ;)

I think it's sad that a neighbor is stealing from a neighbor. It's hard for me to imagine anyone over 14 that would think it is remotely acceptable to steal from a neighbor. It indicates severe lack of forethought. They are really desperate or they are really jerks. Sad, either way.

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You cracked me up. You clearly see rock salt but think for a sec it`s crack? Lets see now, when I finished a major coke run 15 years ago
( in a hospital, I may add), for about a month after whenever I saw ANYTHING white like a white table, all I could think of was coke ;)

PS. Bro, those neighbours of yours, do you know them personally or you have no idea what kind of people they are?
The only excuse for their behaviour would be if they were starving to death and half their kids were already dead from freezing.

although loading up a couple of logs with sulphur or whatever sounds like a good idea, they would probably sue you for damages, and what if their house caught fire?

build a small shed for your wood, you can build an 8x12 shed pretty cheap, put a good lock on it, and set some signs up like this one...

Maybe it's time to get a dog? Although mine is the gentlest, sweetest dog whenever there's strangers walking around outside she has a nice authoritative bark. I've noticed that we have very few door-to-door people peddling goods anymore, I guess they tell their buddies?

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Originally Posted by freespirit

although loading up a couple of logs with sulphur or whatever sounds like a good idea, they would probably sue you for damages, and what if their house caught fire?

build a small shed for your wood, you can build an 8x12 shed pretty cheap, put a good lock on it, and set some signs up like this one...

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Tresspassing is something that cattle and other animals do and "No Tresspassing" signs are not legally binding against humans under the common law.


Sign should read:


PRIVATE PROPERTY FOR PRIVATE USE, NO TRESSPASS.

were was your gun ...............

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Originally Posted by Antonio

You cracked me up. You clearly see rock salt but think for a sec it`s crack? Lets see now, when I finished a major coke run 15 years ago
( in a hospital, I may add), for about a month after whenever I saw ANYTHING white like a white table, all I could think of was coke ;)

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So because you are a filthy drug addict, you falsely see others as filthy drug addicts? Got it.