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    Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    The madness increases exponentially...

    https://www.irishexaminer.com/breaki...in-897934.html

    http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-...neous-abscess/

    “The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.

    “He had devised this 'cure' independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly 'dose' of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

    “Upon this occasion the patient had injected three 'doses' of semen intra-vascularly and intra-muscularly,” it said.
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    How would someone even come up with something like that?
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
    How would someone even come up with something like that?
    In this day and age you have to ask that.
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
    How would someone even come up with something like that?
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
    How would someone even come up with something like that?
    Please don't go there...you really, really don't want to...
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    Every sperm is sacred.
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    Re: Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

    Quote Originally Posted by End Times View Post
    The madness increases exponentially...

    https://www.irishexaminer.com/breaki...in-897934.html

    http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-...neous-abscess/

    “The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.

    “He had devised this 'cure' independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly 'dose' of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

    “Upon this occasion the patient had injected three 'doses' of semen intra-vascularly and intra-muscularly,” it said.
    My be he didn't know about how to make a baby ... lol

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