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    Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    From Jim Stone:

    Here is how you build a defacto border wall for the cost of gasoline and a little time -

    Trap a large number of five pound alligators. And I mean a couple thousand or so. Put them in a horse trailer that can handle 10, 000 pounds and go to the Rio Grande in various locations and let 500 go in each spot to make damn good and sure you have released a survivable base population that will mate and make more. After a few trips, your border wall will be built.The border patrol is worried about ONE (1) alligator in the Rio Grande that is only six feet long. A five pounder is almost half way there, and they grow. Times three trips equals "problem" magnified by 6, 000.

    Even 50 or so would probably eventually do the trick, but for speedy results the more the better. Let's see the Dems stop that!


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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    a few well placed rounds would be a more economical option
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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Quote Originally Posted by osoab View Post
    a few well placed rounds would be a more economical option
    True, but they are just wishing for a patriot to make an example out of for that kind of thing.
    Drawn and quartered if they could get away with it.
    For sure lots of cavity searches, no bed clothes in freezing rooms, every kind of torture they can think of.

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    The best part of this plan is that it could happen "under the cover of darkness." Just release a bunch of alligators on the hush hush. When the news comes out about the problem, the Trump administration can just make an announcement that they know about the issue, it is being addressed....and until it is resolved don't go swimming in the rio grande.

    Just the fear factor of alligators being in there would be a great deterrent. Castles years ago had moats for a reason. We have a naturally made moat at our boarder.

    Release the Kraken!!

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Can alligators survive in the rio grande?
    Cultural Marxism: -The idea that good, hard working, white people should pay for those who are not, and thus in the name of equality create the conditions for their own genetic annihilation

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Quote Originally Posted by Neuro View Post
    Can alligators survive in the rio grande?
    I would say thrive with all those Mexican's to eat.

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Crocodiles would be better

    Hippos even better if they can survive

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Quote Originally Posted by vacuum View Post
    Crocodiles would be better<br>
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    Hippos even better if they can survive
    Who's going to go to Africa to get them?

    Think close to home for the Rio Grande from Texas to DC, Alligators abound

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    Quote Originally Posted by vacuum View Post
    Crocodiles would be better

    Hippos even better if they can survive
    A coworker suggested Piranhas. Lot's of options here. Some big snakes might be a nice touch as well, pythons or anacondas.
    life is good.

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    Re: Use Alligators to make a wall, release alligators every 50 miles into Rio Grande

    What happens when long pork is no longer a menu option?
    “Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. It is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
    H.L. Mencken

    "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
    H. L. Mencken

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