Judge: "Will the defendant rise and state his name?"
Defendant: "If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al"
Judge: "Will the defendant rise and state his name?"
Defendant: "If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al"
"Thirty days in the hole!" as the Judge pounds his gavel.
Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty." – Socrates
"Communism can be summed up in one sentence: The abolition of private property." ---Karl Marx
"Either you have the right to own property, or you are property." Wayne Hage
Nonsense. A courtroom is the precise place where legal behavior is tolerated.
"If you'll be my bodyguard " ... .conditional acceptance
"I can be your long lost pal " ... substance in exchange for service
"I can call you Betty" ... call His Honor Betty when you want to refer to the terms of the contract
"and Betty" ... signifies performance by your part on the contract he has just accepted (don't want to give him time to refuse or modify)
"when you call me, you can call me Al" ... turn and walk out. He'll call you when he wants to perform bodyguard services
Now that is as perfect a contract as you ever care to engage in
BrewTech (20th August 2019),midnight rambler (20th August 2019)