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I have warned my readers constantly to not fall for hoaxes with regard to this vax"
I agree so rather than listening to others I'll just start my own.
The vaccine over time will turn white skin dark and dark skin white. Yellow and brown will switch places and language skills will be affected (for example if you are used to saying 'fried rice' it will now come out 'flied lice'). Mental skills will also be affected so that statements like 'that is not your property' come out as 'notcho property'.