-Laura Vasquez, Anthony Bell, and Taylor Sondheim made the
#UltimateCulinarySacrifice earlier today at
#TheHollydale We thank you and salute you and tonight we will eat you
tweet to Duke and Duchess of Cambridge:
-Love you all and wish I could have been with you but duty calls. See you in Los Angeles to celebrate the 4th year anniversary of Cannibal Cravings at
#TheHollydale
after a tweet about Wimbledon:
- Haven’t met Simona but Serena is a dear and we will always have a place for her at The Hollydale... as a guest of course, not as a meal!
-Do not try this at home: The safe preparation of human meat for human consumption is a delicate task best left to chefs with lots of experience in this area. So unless you’re a shark, a tiger or a bear, do yourself a favor and stick to a nice rare filet (beef) Mignon
-Have known the Duke of York my whole life and I would trust him with my life. My sisters, my mother and the
#WorldGoverningCouncil are all behind you
https://t.co/DdDh477PXm
-Due to California licensing restrictions on the transportation of human remains we cannot allow guests to take food from the premises. All uneaten food is transported by licensed staff to Senior Shut-ins, Children of Shame Workhouse Orphanage or Luther’s Night and Daycare Center.
-Tomorrow, July 13th, The Hollydale celebrates 4 years serving the finest human flesh. Our heartfelt appreciation goes out to our wonderful customers and the hundreds of lovely donors who’ve made the Ultimate Sacrifice!