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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    Does anyone else smell bagels?

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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    Quote Originally Posted by hoarder View Post
    Does anyone else smell bagels?
    Mmmm!! Bagels!

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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    I didn't sell him the lot. I was very busy when the lot went up for sale and I wasn't dead set on accuiring it. Hindsight is 20/20. I do own all the lots around him and it is all of a single platted area. The previous neighbors were never a problem. I slowly bought all the land around me after having problems with meth labs and barking dogs and heavy traffic/music with loud bass. I could go on. Lots of fucktardery over the years. Long story short; I need about 1000 acres and to put my home in the very middle. I love people, just don't like neighbors.

    I could get shitty and put some hogs upwind from him and make life a misery/decimate his property value, but this is not my way. I'll figure it out but I really don't want to get nasty. If only people would be considerate.
    " If you are on the wrong road progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road and in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive man. There is nothing progressive about being pig-headed and refusing to admit a mistake. And I think if you look at the present state of the world it's pretty plain that humanity has been making some big mistake. We're on the wrong road. And if that is so we must go back. Going back is the quickest way on.” ---C. S. Lewis

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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    "If only people would be considerate."
    They usually are but that generally happens after they have tried everything else.

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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    Golden Marlin.
    “Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. It is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
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    "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
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    Re: I am looking for a way to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking.

    Quote Originally Posted by osoab View Post
    Golden Marlin.
    Looked it up. Fly killer that will kill racoons. I can't use any poison or hurt the dogs. It's not the dogs fault, but the owners. Now if there was some substance that would shred the vocal chords, I might be tempted but killing them is off the table.

    My old buddy Bill who was a wild man, had a problem with his neighbors dog. This is just down the road from me. The dog was running all over his place and chasing cats and pissing off Bill's dogs. Bill asked the guy to reign his dog in. The guy says, "Well, a dog's gonna do what a dog's gonna do." Bill did what he had to do. Gave it the three esses; Shoot, shovel, shut-up.

    Kind of a funny story; same dog but different year. A german shepard shows up chasing my cats and being a nuisance. I thought I had run it off. That night we had a hell of a thunder storm. I had gone to bed early and my wife came home from her evening job, wakes me up and says there is a dog in the shower. I go in the bathroom and sure enough, that german shepard is laying down in the shower with it's head sticking out into the bathroom. I had to drag it out, because it didn't want to go. Fought me all the way. I talked to the owner and turns out the dog was frightened to hell of thunder storms and also knew how to open screen doors with it's paws. So the thing is scared of the storm, comes in my house while I'm sleeping and gets into the shower. My wife gets home and goes to pee and as she is doing her business she hears this 'Panting'. She looks over and sticking out of the shower stall is this huge dog head and big red tongue hanging out. Freaked her out.
    " If you are on the wrong road progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road and in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive man. There is nothing progressive about being pig-headed and refusing to admit a mistake. And I think if you look at the present state of the world it's pretty plain that humanity has been making some big mistake. We're on the wrong road. And if that is so we must go back. Going back is the quickest way on.” ---C. S. Lewis

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