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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    A jug of water left hand and a bar of soap! Problem solved!
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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Quote Originally Posted by ximmy
    what did cavemen do... did early people just walk around with crusty itchy butts
    They ate food that our digestive systems were evolved for, so it would come out more easily, with less need to wipe. Try drinking Apple Cider Vinegar with all your meals, and watch your usage of TP drop.

    Typically though, in super poor nations they clean their butt by splashing water at the edges of rivers. How it's done in the 3rd World:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFn_oYgfDsc
    Hint: This is why disease is so rampant in the 3rd World.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ximmy
    what did cavemen do... did early people just walk around with crusty itchy butts
    perhaps they worked out a symbiotic relationship with the wild dogs that were attracted to their campfires.
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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Quote Originally Posted by gunDriller
    perhaps they worked out a symbiotic relationship with the wild dogs that were attracted to their campfires.
    !!

    You mean it's not nutty peanut butter?

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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Quote Originally Posted by Shami-Amourae
    Quote Originally Posted by gunDriller
    perhaps they worked out a symbiotic relationship with the wild dogs that were attracted to their campfires.
    !!

    You mean it's not nutty peanut butter?
    the answer is buried deep beneath their finger nails, for an anthropologist (probably funded by an Obama-care pork barrel grant) to decipher.
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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Couldn't resist:


    "What Difference, at this time, does it make?"

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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    More accurate:

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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    I don't know if I told you guys but but that old man looks about 85% like my dad at 84 years of age......dead three months ago at 98 years..........thanks guys, it brings back good memories.
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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Quote Originally Posted by Answer2me
    Quote Originally Posted by Ponce
    Answer?..........and when there is no power to work your fancy machine? or the power to run the water line?
    Hhahahahaahahahahah no thanksssssssssss, I'll stick to my tp
    you cheep ass dirt bag!!!! thats something AGNUT would say. OK i bow down, but i could hook the water lines up to my well and pump it with my diesel generator using vegetable oil. lol!

    BTW, where is agnut hidding these days?
    Hi answer2me, I’m lurking here daily and don’t post much. Ponce says I should post more often and I agree; I will try to in the future. We have a great bunch of members; unique on the internet in my opinion.

    However, I’m am tucked/hidden away on a sticky in the preparations section. Bartering and horse trading, remember ? A small number of members who are into bartering and making deals of all sorts. In fact, I have made some deals lately that I need to post. Examples are encouragement, hopefully.

    Best wishes,

    Agnut

    P.S. “Cheap ass dirt bag” is high praise in my book.

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    Re: Toilet Paper On "Survival.Com"

    Quote Originally Posted by agnut
    Quote Originally Posted by Answer2me
    Quote Originally Posted by Ponce
    Answer?..........and when there is no power to work your fancy machine? or the power to run the water line?
    Hhahahahaahahahahah no thanksssssssssss, I'll stick to my tp
    you cheep ass dirt bag!!!! thats something AGNUT would say. OK i bow down, but i could hook the water lines up to my well and pump it with my diesel generator using vegetable oil. lol!

    BTW, where is agnut hidding these days?


    However, I’m am tucked/hidden away on a sticky in the preparations section. Bartering and horse trading, remember ?
    remember? how could i forget!
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