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    Quote Originally Posted by osoab View Post
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    Sweating like...

    A whore in church.

    A whore on freebee day.
    It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

    My granny was full of 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffin View Post
    It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

    My granny was full of 'em.
    the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

    I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osoab View Post
    the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

    I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.
    The colder one is adjustable.

    "Colder than a drillers ass in Alaska" or Montana, insert any cold state.
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