Pepsi Co. Admits Mouse Body Would Disintigrate from Mountain Dew

[Serpo]

There has been some rather shocking news lately concerning the multi-national mega corporation Pepsi Co. and their highly popular beverage Mountain Dew. After reportedly finding a mouse in a Mountain Dew can in 2009, Ronald Ball from Illinois is in the process of suing the soft drink giant after finding a dead mouse in his soda can.Needless to say, Pepsi Co. is completely refuting his claims, saying that the mouse he found could not have been there as the drink is so acidic the mouse would have disintegrated before he opened it. The company says that the mouse carcass would have decomposed into a “jelly-like” substance.Although Pepsi Co. is in opposition with Ron Balls claims, a mouse body disintegrating in a can of soda isn’t any better than finding a dead mouse inside. It is interesting to see that Pepsi Co. has no problem admitting to such an outrageous effect that could have been caused by their beverage. This information certainly says a lot about the products manufactured by the company. Here is a segment from a copy of Pepsi’s opposition to Ron Ball’s motion obtained by CBC News:

“As Dr. McGill explains, if a mouse is submerged in a fluid with the acidity of Mountain Dew, after 4 to 7 days in the fluid the mouse will have no calcium in its bones and bony structures, the mouse’s abdominal structure will rupture, and its cranial cavity (head) is also likely to rupture… By 30 days of exposure to the fluid, all of the mouse’s structures will disintegrate to the point where the structures (excepting possibly a portion of the tail) will not be recognizable and, therefore, the animal itself will not be recognizable. Instead, after 30 days in the fluid, the mouse will have been transformed into a ‘jelly-like’ substance.”

Hopefully people will not lose sight of the real news here. We have a mega corporation producing a liquid ingested by millions of people – liquid that is capable of disintegrating the body of a mouse. It is well known that soda is completely unhealthy and causes obesity diabetes, and all types of other health problems thanks to chemical additives and high sugar content, but this shocking information could very well be the tipping point for many soda-drinkers.


http://naturalsociety.com/pepsi-co-a...-mountain-dew/

[Neuro]

Hmmm... I wonder if it is possible to demolish building with Mountain Dew?

[Twisted Titan]

Right up there with coca cola being used to clean the crud out of engine radiators and destoring car paint

[SLV^GLD]

Much ado about nothing.
Everyone knows it is a carbonated beverage.
Most intelligent people who were paying attention in middle school chemistry class know that carbon dioxide dissolved into water creates acidic water aka carbonic acid.

Besides that acid is fairly weak, it's the sugar that feeds the bacteria already present in/on the mouse that would primarily aid decomposition.

[Neuro]

Much ado about nothing.
Everyone knows it is a carbonated beverage.
Most intelligent people who were paying attention in middle school chemistry class know that carbon dioxide dissolved into water creates acidic water aka carbonic acid.

Besides that acid is fairly weak, it's the sugar that feeds the bacteria already present in/on the mouse that would primarily aid decomposition.

Ahh here he comes and destroys everything with his impeccable reasoning and brilliant knowledge. Are you happy now Mr Besserwisser?

Watch out so you don't fall into a vat of Mountain Dew and drown. There may not be a funeral for your family...

[uranian]

i be currently drinking a glass of apple juice that i pressed yesterday from our local mutual, organic orchard. once i'd filtered out the odd bit of fungus, stuff's delicious! we've got a few more to process:

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glad to say we've got some cider drinkers to deal with that lot.

(the only sensible reaction to the idea of drinking mountain dew was this : )

[jimswift]

the sugar

Most openly accepted, widely used, and loved narcotic on the shelf.

[letter_factory]

i be currently drinking a glass of apple juice that i pressed yesterday from our local mutual, organic orchard. once i'd filtered out the odd bit of fungus, stuff's delicious! we've got a few more to process:

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glad to say we've got some cider drinkers to deal with that lot.

(the only sensible reaction to the idea of drinking mountain dew was this : )

ha! puny mortal. I wouldn't feed that cheap swill to my neighbor's pig. We gods only drink pure atomized evaporated gold ambrosia and fresh unicorn's blood.

[Neuro]

ha! puny mortal. I wouldn't feed that cheap swill to my neighbor's pig. We gods only drink pure atomized evaporated gold ambrosia and fresh unicorn's blood.

letter_factory is an odd name on a god!

[Ponce]

Like I wrote before......and old engine with stuck pistons all that you have to do is to pour some coke a the top of each pistons and leave it there for about 48 hours and that will fix the problem.

First post of the day............good morning to one and all.