Epic Travelling Soap Man

[iOWNme]

Oh shut up. I have a better story than all u bitchez. A couple of days ago I was home all by myself working in the kitchen like a slave as usual and I happened to glance out the window. had to do a double take. there was a brutha walking up my driveway. Im like no way, right. No for real ! he was pulling one of those suit cases with wheels on it behind him. I can hear him saying..." Hello...hello...Im not here to rob you, hellooooo" He was repeating it. I go flying out on the back porch before he can knock at the door. he says WHOA you scared me ,ma'am. I said sorry, but you scared me first, I heard somebody out here talking. he says well I was just trying to let somebody know that I was coming. I said what can I do for you. he takes out some cleaning supplies from his suitcase and opens it and shines up my glass door and shows me how there won't be any fingerprints or smears on the glass now for a month ! I was like, Dude, that's awesome. he took the spray nozzle out of the bottle and licked it to show me how Eco-friendly the cleaner was. He said he was from New Orleans and working up here and he said "used to sell dope and now Im sellin soap ". I said GOOD for you dude, and I'm sorry that I'm not interested in your cleaner. he kept trying to sell it, but I kept trying to go back in the house to get back to work !!! As I open the kitchen door, he says WHAT IS THAT SMELL ? WhAt are you cooking ? I said , oh that's just kielbasa for my husband and he should be home any second now ! He says what about samples ? I said no thanks, I don't need any samples of your cleaning product. he says, No I mean a sample of that stuff you're cooking.

So I said wait right here, I go and make him a kielbasa sammich for the road, go back out and give it to him and
watch him walk down the street eating a sammich. LMAO
He was harmless, just shocked me half to death is all.

Give the trick or treaters some damn candy you fckrs !

You mean this guy?

[Gaillo]

You mean this guy?

The very same! Amazing.

Love his quote: "If it were any darker than me, it wouldn't work!"

[Old Herb Lady]

Sui Juris !! OMG !!!!!! THAT'S HIM TO A T !!!!!! HILARIOUS !!!!!!!
Never laughed so hard sitting in front of a computer in my life . Tears rolling. LMAO.
OMG. thank you for that !!! I can't see, must go

[Libertytree]

Good Lord! That dude was in Cape Coral Fl at the liquor store about 4-5 years ago. The demo he did on the carpet was the only spot of clean carpet in the whole place. This is too wild!

[mamboni]

Oh shut up. I have a better story than all u bitchez. A couple of days ago I was home all by myself working in the kitchen like a slave as usual and I happened to glance out the window. had to do a double take. there was a brutha walking up my driveway. Im like no way, right. No for real ! he was pulling one of those suit cases with wheels on it behind him. I can hear him saying..." Hello...hello...Im not here to rob you, hellooooo" He was repeating it. I go flying out on the back porch before he can knock at the door. he says WHOA you scared me ,ma'am. I said sorry, but you scared me first, I heard somebody out here talking. he says well I was just trying to let somebody know that I was coming. I said what can I do for you. he takes out some cleaning supplies from his suitcase and opens it and shines up my glass door and shows me how there won't be any fingerprints or smears on the glass now for a month ! I was like, Dude, that's awesome. he took the spray nozzle out of the bottle and licked it to show me how Eco-friendly the cleaner was. He said he was from New Orleans and working up here and he said "used to sell dope and now Im sellin soap ". I said GOOD for you dude, and I'm sorry that I'm not interested in your cleaner. he kept trying to sell it, but I kept trying to go back in the house to get back to work !!! As I open the kitchen door, he says WHAT IS THAT SMELL ? WhAt are you cooking ? I said , oh that's just kielbasa for my husband and he should be home any second now ! He says what about samples ? I said no thanks, I don't need any samples of your cleaning product. he says, No I mean a sample of that stuff you're cooking.

So I said wait right here, I go and make him a kielbasa sammich for the road, go back out and give it to him and
watch him walk down the street eating a sammich. LMAO
He was harmless, just shocked me half to death is all.

Give the trick or treaters some damn candy you fckrs !

I'm surprised that he didn't offer you a sample of his kielbasa. You know what they say about the brothas.

"Used to sell dope and now I'm sellin' soap"

That has a definite catchy ring to it. Could be a good campaign slogan for Marion Barry.

[Neuro]

Four members of this forum spread across the country have seen this guy? What are the odds??

He must work for Hunt III!

[mick silver]

Apparently this guy gets around. he's been to my house as well. Perhaps some research is in order?

he really works for the CIA .

[Gaillo]

This one deserves to be a thread of its own!

[Neuro]

This one deserves to be a thread of its own!

You're in trouble now, wait til Ponce finds out about this young man! Hrrrmpfff!

[Gaillo]

You're in trouble now, wait til Ponce finds out about this young man! Hrrrmpfff!

Meh... I'm not worried. I can't do anything around here that pleases Ponce anyway, he'll see me as the "Hitler Cop" 'til the day he dies.