Attencion Ponce! Venezuela seizes toilet paper factory

[mamboni]

Venezuela seizes toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

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The Venezuelan government has taken over a toilet paper factory to avoid any scarcity of the product.

The National Guard has taken control of the plant, and officers will monitor production and distribution.

Earlier this year officials ordered millions of toilet rolls to be imported to counter a chronic shortage.

Last week President Nicolas Maduro created a special committee to tackle the problem, which the government blames on unscrupulous traders.

The government ordered the temporary occupation of the Manpa plant in the northern state of Aragua, state-run Radio AVN reported.

In a tweet on Thursday, Venezuela's Vice President, Jorge Arreaza, said authorities would "not permit hoarding of essential commodities, or any faults in the production and distribution process."

The Minister of Trade, Alexander Fleming, said the factory occupation complied with Venezuelan law.

Asked to comment, toilet paper magnate Ponce Cuba quipped: "If you don't hold it, you can't wipe it."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-24185342

[Serpo]

And so it begins

[mamboni]

Indeed, who could have seen that the beginning of the end would begin at the end as it were, at the literal bunghole. To his credit, Ponce singularly warned us about the primacy of perianal papyrus (i.e. toilet paper) in the end days. Who amongst can claim to have heeded the warnings of this great oracle of excretory vicissitudes? In the end it our fate comes down to one puckered little orifice.

[pioneer]

this is rather anal attentive, agreed?

[mamboni]

this is rather anal attentive, agreed?

Indeed! There may be no end to it.

[Horn]

In the end it our fate comes down to one puckered little orifice.

Do you use toilet paper as napkins at your house, or something?

[mamboni]

Do you use toilet paper as napkins at your house, or something?

How rude!

[Horn]

Wonder how Venezuela will control the flow, receiving a ration at church Communion on Sundays only?

Body of Christ, paper of Chavez.

ooh no, that's just wrong, sorry..

[Jewboo]

Indeed, who could have seen that the beginning of the end would begin at the end as it were, at the literal bunghole. To his credit, Ponce singularly warned us about the primacy of perianal papyrus (i.e. toilet paper) in the end days. Who amongst can claim to have heeded the warnings of this great oracle of excretory vicissitudes? In the end it our fate comes down to one puckered little orifice.

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Amazon's "best selling" has shrunk to only 3-3/4" wide and now costs 94 cents per roll. Roll on the right is now called "MEGA" sized...

Ponce was right


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[Dogman]

Despite the cost, best to fonder, soft run like a mf.. hard maybe think of buying . Think you are buying wood, hehehe, but you can uy a log that looks good but in its heart it is air..

Who in the fuck wants to buy air?


Soft vs hard, who in the fuck really cares man wise, get the job done is everything.

Just like shit good in and ultimately shit out..

Such is life..

Idiots that buy soft rolls, ...well are idiots..go for the hard rolls, good buy overall


Now enough with this shit....