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    Some People Are Hard To Please

    Today, a friend's wife said to him,*"Honey, get off your rear and fix that gutter downspout!* *And, I want it done before the end of the day!"
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    Well, as you all know, at my age, my friend, and most of our friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's"….
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    So, he invited some of us neighborhood buddies over to help with*the project.
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    One is a sheet metal fabricator.*
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    One brought his welder.
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    One brought beer and Nachos.*
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    One brought a grill and burgers.
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    Took us about 6 hours, and 30-40 beers, but we got it done just as we finished off the last of the beer and burgers.**
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    As usual, the wife is still not happy!*
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    Can't understand, cause all us guys love it!
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    Personally, I cannot wait for**rain.
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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    Lmfao
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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    Quote Originally Posted by palani View Post
    Today, a friend's wife said to him,*"Honey, get off your rear and fix that gutter downspout!* *And, I want it done before the end of the day!"
    *
    Well, as you all know, at my age, my friend, and most of our friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's"….
    *
    So, he invited some of us neighborhood buddies over to help with*the project.
    *
    One is a sheet metal fabricator.*
    *
    One brought his welder.
    *
    One brought beer and Nachos.*
    *
    One brought a grill and burgers.
    *
    Took us about 6 hours, and 30-40 beers, but we got it done just as we finished off the last of the beer and burgers.**
    *
    As usual, the wife is still not happy!*
    *
    Can't understand, cause all us guys love it!
    *
    Personally, I cannot wait for**rain.
    *

    http://i67.tinypic.com/35b8axj.jpg

    Let's see if this guy will build these for sale. I say a group buy is in order
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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    do they do cocker spaniels?
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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    He needs a toilet in front of it and, of course, the guy missing the toilet. Then it would be perfect.

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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    make it vibrate and she'll quit bitching

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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    Palani, you made my day !

    I copied the words on the first page and the photo on the second page as the punch line.

    I can't wait until a couple of friends see it tonight.

    best wishes,
    agnut

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    Re: Some People Are Hard To Please

    They need an electrician friend who can wire up a proximity sensor that will trigger a voice over speaker saying: "OIL CAN..... OIL CAN"

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