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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by Half Sense View Post
    I wouldn't be so sure about his ultimate fate. Satan's Errand Boy probably gets a corner office in hell and 3 Vietnamese hookers.

    There is a joke that I half remember so I'm just gonna wing it.

    There was a old senator getting up in years and he was given a chance to visit hell or heaven to see what they were like.

    When he went to heaven he saw that it was a very beautiful place with many things he never saw before.

    He then went to hell when he opened the door he was utterly amazed to see golf courses, fine dining,swimming pools and tons of recreational activities but the most amazing was he saw soooooo many of his friends.,he got a warm welcome, laughing hard ,catching up on old times and lots of fine food and drink ,when it came till to leave all his buddies hugged him heartily.

    He was absolutely baffled and surprised all at the same time.

    Well when he came back .....it wasnt too long thereafter he got his ticket officially punched.

    When he got to the pearly gates he told st.peter. well I have been to both spots and though this is very nice ,the other is just about the same plus I got all my friends there....is it anyway possible I can switch locations.?

    St .Peter said that is a most unusual request but I believe we can pull that off for you..

    He thanked Peter and hoped on the elevator .....when he finally the ground floor and the doors opened he couldn't believe his eyes.


    Its was fire,screams, torture, black thick sulfur smoke ,moaning horrible creatures running wild and the wailing...the constant walling.


    In shock he turned to the elevator attendant and said wait a minute there must be some terrible mistake last time I was here...it was great ,comfortable and all my buddies where having a good time...what's going on here??

    The Sly demon turned to the Sentor and said let me break it down for you in a way you will understand.



    THE FIRST TIME CAME HERE...YOU SAW ALL THE PROMISES AND PLEDGES WE MAKE. ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

    NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET AFTER YOU CAST YOUR BALLOT AND VOTE.




    Mc Cain is somewhere being a ass slave to thorn cocked demons right about now
    Honor The Most High, Keep His Commandments and all will go well with you.

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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Sarah Palin barred from McShitstain's funeral -

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...cains-funeral/
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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by midnight rambler View Post
    Sarah Palin barred from McShitstain's funeral -

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...cains-funeral/
    She isn’t enough PC for his epitaph?
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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by midnight rambler View Post
    Sarah Palin barred from McShitstain's funeral -

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...cains-funeral/
    I'm sure she's devastated.
    If you're offended by any of my posts tough shit!
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    If you're not prepared for what's coming it's already too late!
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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua01 View Post
    I'm sure she's devastated.
    She probably buried him long ago as he blamed her repeatedly for his campaign loss.
    everything we learn changes that which we know to be true

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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

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    Vote Joe Biden!

    Climate change, Green new deal, Carbon tax, Abortion is a woman's health right, lgbtq's better then heterosexuals, Open borders
    Let illegals vote and get free healthcare, White people are racists!, We need universal healthcare, God doesn't exist
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    America is not great, Free college, Tax the rich, Raise taxes on working people, Reparations for Blacks

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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by midnight rambler View Post
    Sarah Palin barred from McShitstain's funeral -

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...cains-funeral/
    The Maverick ate the Palin. He is a double back stabbing pig. Even in his so called death.
    Jackie did it and you know it!

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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cebu_4_2 View Post
    The Maverick ate the Palin. He is a double back stabbing pig. Even in his so called death.
    An asshole to the bitter end.

    Not even death itself could humble you.

    Dam now that is saying something
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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted Titan View Post
    An asshole to the bitter end.

    Not even death itself could humble you.

    Dam now that is saying something
    McShitstain knows that he will be sitting at the right hand of Satan.
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    Re: John McCain is Dead!

    A clear sign from Heaven...here's a little water for your trip McShitstain, you're gonna need it where you're going so soak up every last drop (reportedly the sun was out minutes before the downpour) -

    https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/asse...uper-tease.jpg
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    "If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable-what then?" --George Orwell

    "It's not a matter of what is true (reality) that counts but a matter of what is perceived to be true (reality)." --Henry Kissinger

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