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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    I offer the Bellamy salute to Ponce.

    The original Bellamy salute, first described in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, who authored the original Pledge, began with a military salute, and after reciting the words "to the flag," the arm was extended toward the flag.

    At a signal from the Principal the pupils, in ordered ranks, hands to the side, face Ponce. Another signal is given; every pupil gives Ponce the military salute — right hand lifted, palm downward, to a line with the forehead and close to it. Standing thus, all repeat together, slowly, "I pledge allegiance to Ponce and the Forum for which the old Cuban stands; one Nation indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all." At the words, "to Ponce," the right hand is extended gracefully, palm upward, toward him, and remains in this gesture till the end of the affirmation; whereupon all hands immediately drop to the side.

    The Youth's Companion, 1892
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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    But Santa is a self made person.....he gives me the finger and I salute back at him the same way, to honor him.
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    "If you don't hold it, you don't own it"... Ponce

    "I'll never stop learning because I'll never stop reading"... Ponce

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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    He has an extensive collection of the world's finest and roughest TP, enough to wipe everyone's @ss til TEOTWAWKI.............he is Ponce!

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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Quote Originally Posted by Neuro View Post
    When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.
    That's when JQP thanks you, he's the most enigmatic man in the world.

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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    When Ponce's car overheats, he didn't blow a hose.

    The hose blew him.....
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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    FAKE "ELECTIONS" - Why Ron Paul Can't "Win"

    "If telling the truth marginalizes you, then that is the place to be. After all, if enough people are willing to be marginalized, then before you know it, society has developed a different center. This is the politics of truth." -- E. Martin Schotz

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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Ponce wins with a first round KO,

    FAKE "ELECTIONS" - Why Ron Paul Can't "Win"

    "If telling the truth marginalizes you, then that is the place to be. After all, if enough people are willing to be marginalized, then before you know it, society has developed a different center. This is the politics of truth." -- E. Martin Schotz

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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Ponce swam all the way around Puerto Rico in one day, stood on the shore, and declared it was Cuba.
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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Quote Originally Posted by PatColo View Post
    Ponce wins with a first round KO,

    And I raise you one!



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    Re: Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Interesting enough to see him go down and pop back up swiming in the water of a half filled cup.

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