Quote Originally Posted by Dogman View Post
Last known photo of his neighbor, taken from "Match.Com"

http://www.mintmagazine.co.uk/wp-con...an_smoking.jpg
I never realized until this day that Igor Stravinsky was a transvestite.

http://www.quotezuki.com/avatars/201...vatar-2054.jpg

Ponce:

1. His hot peppers garden is visable from outer space.

2. He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.

3. Midgets look up to him.