Like I've been saying all along.

All those 130+ witnesses, they're obviously all in on it. Um...yeah...

Hey let's pull off an op right beside a busy highway during rush hour traffic with witnesses all over the place, then run around planting evidence all over the place without anyone noticing. What could go wrong? A brilliant plan for sure.

But wait! Some dude on da net cooked up a cerrmperter sermulertionz......ermagerd it's a mersille! 100% preerf!

I think the best thing to do here at this point is contact the embassies to arrange for shuttle services, and get you guys back to your home worlds.

Apparently planet earth is not the point of origin.