Quote Originally Posted by gunny highway
Bombers scannned me!
US Patent 472,897,465,839 - APPARATUS AND METHOD OF DEFLECTING AND REVERSING THE EFFECTS OF BOMBER SCANNNERS: a system of devices and materials worn on the head that, when combined in the correct ratio and layer pattern, can deflect or reverse the rays of Bomber Scannners. Typically composed of aluminum foil, KFC chicken skins and gold leaf, the headwear can be utilized indoors or out.
LOL, Gunny :lol

Would be interesting to see who filed: US PATENT 5878155: BAR CODE TATTOO--