Quote Originally Posted by freespirit
although loading up a couple of logs with sulphur or whatever sounds like a good idea, they would probably sue you for damages, and what if their house caught fire?

build a small shed for your wood, you can build an 8x12 shed pretty cheap, put a good lock on it, and set some signs up like this one...
That reminds me of the sign that says:

If you are found here at night, you will be found here in the morning.