Surgeon did not kill me

[Ponce]

Don't take more garbage than you have to......told to me by a doctor.

[Santa]

How long until that goes away? Before I had the surgery I was literally crying trying to walk around the house. Can't be worse than that, I hope...

Probably longer than you're hoping, that's for sure. And as for the old army boots analogy? It'll feel like a couple a soldiers are still wearing them and they're trying to kick their way out of your groin. My advice is to thank your wife in advance and frequently for her patience and understanding.

After about three weeks it'll be far less painful and only feel like some punk ass Italian mafioso dude is carving his girlfriends name on your crotch.

And finally after a year or two, you'll have completely forgotten the pain and will tell some friend with a hernia how easy it was for you.

Oh, and stop laughing. You might pull a stitch.

Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating cuz ima woos...

[chad]

Thank you guys . Signing off for awhile.

[sunnyandseventy]

Be well. Take it easy.

[sunshine05]

Thanks for the update. Glad it is over. I hope your recovery will be quick.

[freespirit]

heal fast, heal well.

no masturbating.

[chad]

Okay, lOcking this now. I just wanted everyone to know I made it out and say thanks for thinking if me. See you around in all the old, familiar places.