Your socialist (self-serving) leanings are well known to many here. If you lived in the days of Diocletian, I'm confident that you'd be happy to have him massage your prostate in exchange for some government cheese.
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. -Benjamin Franklin Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite. -Charles Spurgeon