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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    JFK & La Guardia both serve Tel Aviv On The Hudson, IE (too) many joo passengers getting harmed, and unpleasant to view naked besides... hmmm... airports serving the rich joo FL cities next?

    Are chertoff's naked body cancer inducer machines in use in izzy airports?
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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Quote Originally Posted by PatColo View Post
    JFK & La Guardia both serve Tel Aviv On The Hudson, IE (too) many joo passengers getting harmed, and unpleasant to view naked besides... hmmm... airports serving the rich joo FL cities next?

    Are chertoff's naked body cancer inducer machines in use in izzy airports?
    Right. These scanners aren't fit for the biggest and most high-profile airports, but for the smaller ones they are essential.

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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Sounds to me like the sensor array covering the entire airport full-time is up and running.
    I'd like to think that all of this constant interaction is just the kind of make you drive yourself away
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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Future Headlines;

    Electric shock collars coming soon due to consumer demand.
    President Romney purchases controlling interest in SheeplShock Corpration
    Chertoff takes CEO position in SheepleShock
    New mandatory, non-opt-out airport security measures being put into place around the country
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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Quote Originally Posted by collector View Post
    Future Headlines;

    Electric shock collars coming soon due to consumer demand.
    President Romney purchases controlling interest in SheeplShock Corpration
    Chertoff takes CEO position in SheepleShock
    New mandatory, non-opt-out airport security measures being put into place around the country
    Better yet:


    Anal GPS devices: real time monitoring of passengers has arrived
    Walmarts to offer Anal GPS device insertion to customers while they shop
    OnStar Announces Two-Way Communication Support for Customer Anal GPS
    Post-proctectomy Man sues Anal GPS Maker KoshaPOS for Alleged Malfunction
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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Quote Originally Posted by mamboni View Post
    Better yet:


    Anal GPS devices: real time monitoring of passengers has arrived
    Walmarts to offer Anal GPS device insertion to customers while they shop
    OnStar Announces Two-Way Communication Support for Customer Anal GPS
    Post-proctectomy Man sues Anal GPS Maker KoshaPOS for Alleged Malfunction
    Are you ready for the worst pun in GSUS history?

    Naked body scanners will make your day, but anal GPS will make your hole weak!

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    Re: TSA Humiliated and Disgraced! Body Scanners removed from JFK & La Guardia

    Now that they have removed them, get ready for the a 'Terrorist' attack just around the corner. Oct surprise? Wouldnt be much of a surprise to me.

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    Im sure some 'real' Terrorist somewhere is planning an attack. It will be a 'coincidence' when he executes his plan just after the scanners have been removed!
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