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    Cool Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness — Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia


    Monday, May 27, 2013 23:25


    A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in “sensitive areas”, leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company’s crop and subsequent dill pickles.
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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    For reals? Link?
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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
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    Here's the link, madfranks: http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthre...l=1#post636861


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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
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    You want to order a few cases don't you you nasty boy!
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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    are they banned in Nova Scotia because it gets cold there ?
    Retired Director Morris Waxler says the FDA did not do their job for 15 years - and is not now.

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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    Quote Originally Posted by madfranks View Post
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    Ooops - I think we just got Onioned.

    http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cuc...ed-nova-scotia
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    Re: Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

    Quote Originally Posted by mamboni View Post
    Ooops - I think we just got Onioned.

    http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cuc...ed-nova-scotia
    and i thought "Shaved Asians" was about to change their name to "Monsanto Cucumbered Asians".
    Retired Director Morris Waxler says the FDA did not do their job for 15 years - and is not now.

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