Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

[ximmy]

Checkout lines form behind him, never in front of him

[Hitch]

Ponce actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[Hitch]

Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Ponce stories.

[Bors]

They once named a street after Ponce but they had to change it, because nobody crosses Ponce and gets away with it.

[Santa]

I vote to have a silver coin struck in the name of Ponce. A two headed coin, perhaps. One side could be the head of Jesus, or GSUS (suggestions welcome) and the other side the head of Ponce. Can't lose. One Ponce could be the silver equivalent of a 12 pack of luxury scented toilet paper. And we all know how the value of TP is only going up from here. What do ya say?...

[Ponce]

I must say.....I feel honored and humble by the attention being paid to me with your wonderfull remarks......but of course, I deserve all of them.....after all...I am Ponce hahahahahhhahahah....thanks gang

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[Horn]

After you've been thanked by him, life becomes pointless.

[Neuro]

After you've been thanked by him, life becomes pointless.

When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.

[Hitch]

When Ponce thanks you, all the silver you've lost in boating accidents magically appears.

[Dogman]

When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.

When Ponce thanks you, all the silver you've lost in boating accidents magically appears.

But be sure to weigh him coming and then again when he leaves!

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