Quote Originally Posted by Glass View Post
It seems to me that selling pizza appears to be the last thing on the minds of Comet Pizza.

Selling kids clothes is weird. And why sell sauce? Isn't the idea of a restaurant for people to come and buy your prepared food? Sell tubs of Ben and Jerry's or something but not the sauce. McDonalds doesn't sell the special sauce.
Compared to Comet's other shirts/hats/hoodies/bags promo-swag of infinite age/gender appeal; it is a head-scratcher that they'd sell & gift-away these COMET INFANT ONESIES, given the only ~2 year window of a person's lifetime that said onesies are of practical value....

All I know for sure is, I'ma gon invest me in a forklift pallet of dem COMET INFANT ONESIES... coz PG changed US/world history, and when this is more widely recognized, dem COMET INFANT ONESIES are gon be resellin' at a lot more than $20/pop.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/16...G?v=1481659406


The Comet Tomato Sauce? Well, in addition to its well known pedo-codespeak translation as 'blood' (and we can count on Jimmy to have some real childrens' blood in there, you know! ); also consider, according to alefantes, their 'tomato sauce' is stored in Comet's 'basement' of ambiguous actual existence! The drama/intrigue factor alone....

Now, if Comet only sold branded handkerchiefs swag!!