There is a joke that I half remember so I'm just gonna wing it.
There was a old senator getting up in years and he was given a chance to visit hell or heaven to see what they were like.
When he went to heaven he saw that it was a very beautiful place with many things he never saw before.
He then went to hell when he opened the door he was utterly amazed to see golf courses, fine dining,swimming pools and tons of recreational activities but the most amazing was he saw soooooo many of his friends.,he got a warm welcome, laughing hard ,catching up on old times and lots of fine food and drink ,when it came till to leave all his buddies hugged him heartily.
He was absolutely baffled and surprised all at the same time.
Well when he came back .....it wasnt too long thereafter he got his ticket officially punched.
When he got to the pearly gates he told st.peter. well I have been to both spots and though this is very nice ,the other is just about the same plus I got all my friends there....is it anyway possible I can switch locations.?
St .Peter said that is a most unusual request but I believe we can pull that off for you..
He thanked Peter and hoped on the elevator .....when he finally the ground floor and the doors opened he couldn't believe his eyes.
Its was fire,screams, torture, black thick sulfur smoke ,moaning horrible creatures running wild and the wailing...the constant walling.
In shock he turned to the elevator attendant and said wait a minute there must be some terrible mistake last time I was here...it was great ,comfortable and all my buddies where having a good time...what's going on here??
The Sly demon turned to the Sentor and said let me break it down for you in a way you will understand.
THE FIRST TIME CAME HERE...YOU SAW ALL THE PROMISES AND PLEDGES WE MAKE. ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET AFTER YOU CAST YOUR BALLOT AND VOTE.
Mc Cain is somewhere being a ass slave to thorn cocked demons right about now