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    A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    Just don't send it to any women. Bill seems to have first dibs.

    This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.

    At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping. This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back. Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below Bill Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
    Billy Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Billie Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    B. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    William Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    W. Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    W. Jeff Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    W. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    William J Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Willem Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Wilhelm Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Willie Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Will Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
    Mr. Hillary Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
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    Re: A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    Palani, I no longer can use even one woman (unless it is to keep warm) so much less for 15,650 of them......in the old day I could have used all of them (I did use about half of that number hahahahahaha) and would have requested more.

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    Re: A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    Quote Originally Posted by Ponce View Post
    Palani, I no longer can use even one woman (unless it is to keep warm) so much less for 15,650 of them......in the old day I could have used all of them (I did use about half of that number hahahahahaha) and would have requested more.

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    Re: A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    Make me one with everything.
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    Re: A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back.
    Thats enough evidence for me.
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    Re: A Chain Letter Worth Ponce's Attention

    Quote Originally Posted by palani View Post
    Just don't send it to any women. Bill seems to have first dibs.
    The math is wrong the list is 15 names long so it would be 5^15= +30 Billion women

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