Lengthy "Legal-type" No Trespassing sign ?

[Government Chee-tos]

Hey everyone,

I wasn't sure where to post this, so if it's in the wrong place let me know.

A while back on GIM 1 someone had posted a rather thorough and "legal sounding" sign they had posted on their property. It basically told everyone to stay out and even told authorities that the owner reserved the right to use force if the premises weren't vacated within a given amount of time.

If the person that posted the sign is a member of this forum or if someone has a copy I'd love to have one. Just posting it in the thread in response would be fine.

Thanks!
Government Chee-tos

[chad]

http://unitednuclear.com/images/sign2.jpg

[Government Chee-tos]

http://unitednuclear.com/images/sign2.jpg


Thats a good one Chad, but the one I'm thinking of was about a page long, single spaced!

[madfranks]

Chad - that's a good one!

And Government Chee-tos, I remember what you're talking about, I recall seeing that thread, but I can't recall what it was.

[Kali]

I had a few signs up like this on my gold mining property before...one was stolen and the others were blasted to pieces.

Here's what a county sign looks like over there.

[steel_ag]

Government Cheetos, is this what you're looking for?
NOTICE AND DEMAND.
NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL; NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT.
SILENCE IS ACQUIESCENCE, AGREEMENT, AND DISHONOR.
EVERY MAN’S HOUSE IS HIS CASTLE.
THE CONTRACT MAKES THE LAW.
THIS IS A SELF-EXECUTING CONTRACT.
PRIVATE LAND.
KEEP OUT.
NO TRESPASS.
DO NOT HARM PEACEFUL INHABITANTS. DO NOT DAMAGE PRIVATE POSSESSIONS.
THIS LAND IS UNDER VIDEO AND AUDIO SURVEILLANCE.
NO PEDDLERS AND SOLICITORS.
NO FIREARMS OR ANY OTHER OBJECT OR DEVICE USED OR ATTEMPTED TO BE USED TO CAUSE BODILY HARM.
BEWARE OF DOG.
LAND USE FEE PER GOVERNMENTAL, QUASI-GOVERNMENTAL, DE FACTO GOVERNMENTAL, OR PRIVATE INTRUSION, PER INTRUDER – TWO MILLION DOLLARS.
PROPERTY OF INTRUDER(S) WILL BE SEIZED AS SURETY FOR PAYMENT OF LAND USE FEE.
INTRUDER(S) ENTER LAND AT THEIR OWN RISK; LANDOWNERS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES INCURRED BY INTRUDER(S) FROM ANY SOURCE.
INTRUDER(S) INDEMNIFIES LANDOWNERS FROM ANY ACTS ARISING FROM THE LANDOWNERS’ NEGLIGENCE.
All public officials must complete a public servant questionnaire, a copy of which may be obtained at [http://www.somepublicregistry.com], prior to landowners’ decision to consent or not to consent to entry onto landowners’ land. Mail completed public servant questionnaire to: [insert mailing location here].

A public official, agent, medical personnel or any other person(s) entering this land without the express consent of the landowners and without a lawful, correct and complete 4th amendment warrant will be considered an intruder attempting to trespass, extort, injure, threaten, harass, intimidate, or otherwise jeopardize the life and possessions of the owner of this land. Person(s) granted consent by landowners to enter this land, hereinafter invitees, must leave this land no later than 2 minutes after being notified of landowners’ revocation of consent. Revocation of landowners’ prior consent shall not relieve any invitee(s) from any liabilities already incurred.
All Fees are stated in dollars which means that a dollar will be defined, for the purposes of this NOTICE AND DEMAND, as a one troy ounce silver coin of .999 silver, or the equivalent par value as established by the daily London Silver Fixing of the London Bullion Market Association, on the day of the intrusion as outlined herein; if the fee is to be paid in Federal Reserve Notes, Federal Reserve notes will only be accepted at par value as indicated above. The foregoing fee shall be deemed due and payable in full within thirty days from occurrence of intrusion to the landowners’ foregoing mailing location. Intruders agree to provide full details of their private information necessary to obtain land use fee.
This notice and demand does not apply to any employee of the United Parcel Service, Fedex Corporation, and any utility company with whom the landowners have contracted, who are acting in their official capacity for their employer. No firearms allowed by any employee in any case.

[Government Chee-tos]

That's it!!!

Thanks Steel Ag!! 8)

[Government Chee-tos]

^ a good guide, but ultimately, imho, you should write it up yourself, full of goodies you've researched yourself, so you can back your claims and contract to the fullest yourself.


I agree, just wanted this one as a guide.

"Land use fee for intruders: $2 million dollars"
--Gotta love that!

[kregener]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Kregener/No_Trespassing.jpg

[gunDriller]

Trespassers will be Composted.