Flu bug going around is a mother fucker...

[Hitch]

Heads up. Caught the thing 7 days ago. It gets into your gut, just fucks everything up, and you get backed up....big time. You can't shit. After two days of no release, the bug gets into your lungs and you have the full on flu.

Well, that's night sweats, shivering, all the while your whole digestive system is just a fucking bloated mess. You want to explode, but can't.

I bought exlax. I've never taken this before. I ate the little chocolate bars, nothing. I ate more, still nothing. I damn near ate the whole box...then bam, I'm on the shitter for hours on end, just releasing everything that was built up over all that time.

Wow, what an experience. Exlax, yeah it works. After that, the gut is squirming. You hack up stuff from your lungs, my ab muscles are sore from coffing.

Then, it's gone...just like that. I feel pretty much 100% right now. Just a heads up, that bug is a SOB. But, it's quick and gone quick.

[Glass]

liquorice or oranges.

The flu is getting worse and people are happily going and getting injected with it then spreading it around. I get really pissed off with people now. Especially those that get sick and go out coughing all over the place and not covering their mouths.

Again, for me I find hitting the sack at the first sign, wrapped towels and then everything I can lay my hands on to build up the heat. Change the towels regularly so they don't get a dam chill in them and just sweat it out. I'm usually over it in 24-48 hours and I don't get any further issues.

If I feel a tickle in the throat, which I might if some ones been coughing around me. I gargle salt water. Get it before it gets too far toward the lungs.