20 million now quarantined in China from Coronavirus

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So the fat fuck, silver ladle dipping, fucktwat guvernator of ILLinois is going to executive order masks starting May 1. Doesn't say what type of mask. Doesn't say why there is a difference b/w April 30th and May 1st. Maybe a Commie day thing? The state is now shut down until June 1st. We can get the dog trimmed, but no hair cuts proles!

I am thinking ways to not use a mask or do something that will piss the proles off.
-stretching out t-shirts and just put the shirt collar over my nose.
-Any "mask" must say "Puck Fritzker!"
-Guy Fawkes?
-Nylon stockings?
-"Dirty underwear"
-Giant Hitler mustache?