The only reason I am not living in a 200 ft x 300 ft mansion is they don't make tape measures out of spandex.
Btw...I found some old records that showed the value of 120 year old $10 gold eagles was around $182 in 2002. So I would guess the FRN of today has a value of 20% of one 20 years ago. INSANE!!
Maybe I have some S&H green stamp books around here too!