Jubilee Bitchez!!!

[mamboni]

so what happens if i don't have any debt? do i get to use the cash injection to buy the shinies?

You can use the cash to open a store called "Chad Rocks!" where you will display your massive stones encrusted with gold chunks of enormous size and value. To be clear, I'm referring to the stuff pulled out of that gold mine of yours!

Of course, beautiful women will visit your shop from the world over, just to gaze upon "Chad's legendary rocks." Private paying customers will be invited into the back for a rare viewing of "Chad's gold balls." The enormous flow of women into the shop will raise the ambient estrogen levels in the shop, causing you to grow man-boobs (moobs). You will then travel to the MAYO Clinic for a highly exclusive mammoplastic reduction that produces upturned nipples like pencil erasers that women just go crazy oven. Your massive gold wealth permits a large donation to the MAYO, where a new wing is built in your honor: CHAD'S GOLD MAMMARY, which caters to well-heeled men with moobs.